The Dump A Man Form

Started by CandyKoRn5 pages

Originally posted by BackFire349
Most people feel the same way. Even my Mom does, she hates female comedians and jokes created by women, they just don't have it usually.

Of course there are exceptions.

what if it wasn't created by a female?

You see these things on the 'net everywhere.. or through e-mails..

you shouldn't state things as fact, when you really don't know.

Also, You and your mom isn't the majority.

ok?

People tell me my threads are lame all the time. After reading this thread, I tried to come up with a 'snappy' post to reply, but I couldn't. So I decided to call the thread lame. I admit it is a bit lame, but not because a girl wrote it. I'm sure there are funny girls out there somewhere.

how do you know "a girl wrote it" ???

silver posted it right? I was refering to her thread not the actual content.

How do you really know I am not a girl?

I'm talking about the supposed 'joke' that wasn't written by Silver, was it?

Or Backfire. He might be a supermodel for all we really know.

I doubt it.

THat' s racist.

Originally posted by CandyKoRn
what if it wasn't created by a female?

You see these things on the 'net everywhere.. or through e-mails..

you shouldn't state things as fact, when you really don't know.

Also, You and your mom isn't the majority.

ok?

She and I aren't all. They discussed this on a radio show around here, and most people called in and stated that they agree that female comedians as a whole just aren't as funn as males.

Also, I'm assuming that a woman wrote this because of it's content. Most men wouldn't write something like this. This doesn't make it factual, merely probable

well i dont mean any of those so dont take it personally i didnt mean anything by it 😄

Blimey, there is some over-sensitive guy talk here! Good Lord. Don't take it anywhere near so seriously. I don't believe you guys specified they were bad reasons to break up. Like, yeah, and? As if this was in any way serious!

I'd happily write something like this- because it is parodying WOMEN, not men! It's almost an insider joke for women. I couldn;t write it because I wouldn't have the necessarily female perspective, but I still appreciate the humour behind it.

Candy is right, there have been tons of things like this written about dumping women. This whole 'women are not as funny as men' thing is a complete and utter irrelevance.

woohoo 🙂

(waves)

Hi there!

😂 Lame... 😛

Just note that all I said was I didn't find it funny...he's the one you want * points at BF *

I really don't care anymore..

The double-standards just pissed me off....

I don't believe in double standards, just stubborn ness.

That is because it is probably funnier TO women.

Take this list:

Top ten reasons for a guy to break up with a girl

1. Breasts aren't big enough
2. She won't give you a blow job
3. She will not listen to your well-crafted theory about why guys like you have a biological need to shag other women
4. She has a nagging Mum
5. She keeps wanting to talk after sex
6. She keeps wanting to talk when you want to watch the telly
7. She doesn't like the sports you do despite your best efforts to force her to watch the Superbowl
8. She moans when you don't believe her when she says she is fat
9. She expects you to remember every anniversary and birthday of her and all her friends
10. Breasts again

Now, that would be a list funnier to men than women, and some of them are very much reasons some men get aggravated with women, but it is not at all serious! And if a female member came along and said

"Those are shallow reasons to break up with a girl."

I would be like 'Huh? Well, DUHHH!"

This thread is just the same thing but with the sexes inverted

Same thing I was trying to get across...
Why take it so seriously in the first place?