Originally posted by Tied Hiker
People tell me my threads are lame all the time. After reading this thread, I tried to come up with a 'snappy' post to reply, but I couldn't. So I decided to call the thread lame. I admit it is a bit lame, but not because a girl wrote it. I'm sure there are funny girls out there somewhere.
I found those last few comments on the first page to be a bit sexist. I happen to be very funny. As conceided as that may sound, I make my family and all of my friends laugh harder then anyone I know. I'm not saying women comedians are funnier then men, I'm just saying that there really are funny woman out there, they normally just aren't the stand up comedians 😉
1. ___Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it. I seriously hope no one's ever broken up over that
2. ___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion. 😂 same as above
3. ___The fact that our first dining experience to date has left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter! fair enough
4. ___Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms by the truckload" indicates that you may be interested in me for something other than my personality. fair enough
5. ___You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself. fair enough
6. ___Your constant emailing, shows me you have TOO much time on your hands! 😂 tis true I guess
7. ___Your legs are skinnier than mine. If you can FIT into my pants, then you can't GET into my pants. maybe you just have some fat legs
8. ___You're too short. Any son that we produced would inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess. I ain't going into gynetics are heritage
9. ___You're too tall. I'm developing a chronic neck condition from trying to kiss you. maybe you're just too short 😉
10. ___You have a hairy back. fair enough
11. ___I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing. woah woah.... women can drive?? (jj...)
12. ___The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable. 😂 fair enough
13. ___The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation. 😂
14. ___You still live with your parents. lol, depends on their age I guess
15. ___Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Star Trek uniforms a little concerning. 😐 no hesitation there
16. ___Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker. 😖hifty:
17. ___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am seeking in a long term partner. again, fair enough
18. ___Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should, however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application. fair enough
19. ___Somehow I doubt those condoms that I found in your overnight bag were really necessary for a successful business trip. yup, fair enough
20. ___I am out of your league; set your sights lower next time. ok, thats kinda harsh
- Conclusion:
the majority of those are acceptable ✅ some are stupid though 😛 but i realise its a joke, so what the hell