The Dump A Man Form

That's shallow, Ush... 😛

Thankyou, Rexy..

I still think those reasons make a guy shallow as well, I would never break up with a woman for any of those reasons.

😂

I thought that was funny...let's see what the gals say...

i found it funny 😆

You're not allowed to! You are supposed to call it shallow so Ush can say his line! 😛

wats shallow bout it 😛
its the truth 😉

😂 Agreed... 😉

*looks over list* meh doesnt affec me either way 😇

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I still think those reasons make a guy shallow as well, I would never break up with a woman for any of those reasons.

!!!!!!!

Of COURSE they make a guy shallow! That is the point of the list! It's not a serious guide!

well i could care less its entertaining and so was the original 😄

Lol, I found them funny...

Wow, I only made them up just now on the spot...

I think maybe my one is SO obvious that you girls are laughing at the men looking bad.

*sniggers under breath* no way thats possible ush 🙄

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Blimey, there is some over-sensitive guy talk here! Good Lord. Don't take it anywhere near so seriously. I don't believe you guys specified they were bad reasons to break up. Like, yeah, and? As if this was in any way serious!

I'd happily write something like this- because it is parodying WOMEN, not men! It's almost an insider joke for women. I couldn;t write it because I wouldn't have the necessarily female perspective, but I still appreciate the humour behind it.

Candy is right, there have been tons of things like this written about dumping women. This whole 'women are not as funny as men' thing is a complete and utter irrelevance.

As i said earlier in teh thread, i said they were shallow reasons because i know guys who had their heart broken by dumb bitches who used these awful excuses. Plus, I just don't think any of them were funny.... The same thing goes for the list ush put up, i guess I'm just a bit more picky with jokes i enjoy.

Also, i know the argument of how women aren't as funny as men is irrelevent, but you have to remember, this is the off topic forum.

"As i said earlier in teh thread, i said they were shallow reasons because i know guys who had their heart broken by dumb bitches who used these awful excuses."

Okay, sometimes a girl has to give a shallow reason for breaking up wih a guy cuz he won't accept that you want to break up with him for the more acceptable reasons, like you just don't love 'em and such. I've known some pushy guys that have made me have to go b@tchy on 'em just to get them to stop bothering me and I can see where a girl might go shallow to get someone to leave her alone if they won't accept the end of a relationship. I'm not say it's a good thing, just that sometimes it happens.

Well my friends are very logical and practical like me, and I know they would have rather been told the truth then given crappy reasons. But, knowing the girls that they were with, they seemed shallow enough to be honest answers. Sad really, such stupid people roam the earth wasting space.

Originally posted by BackFire349
No, I don't take anything personally. Just jokes made by women are generally not as funny to me. This goes for female stand comedians, female television writers, ect. They just aren't as funny.

lol, yeesh you guys take things seriously. take a chill pill... or something.

Jerry Blank is a user and an abuser plus a loser.