50 ways to end up on a Shop Assisstant's Hit List

I got p*ssed off at work yesterday.... people died....

😄

In no particular order...

That happens on a bad day

50. make a jke about "I just made it today" when the cashier checks the five pound note you just gave her.

49. Do not take forever to decide whether you want a bag. It is not rocket science.

48. Do not get embarassed about askng whether we have any tampons left, as I will yell across the shop to the manager anyway.

no, it's bag science 😄

47. Do not say yes I think so in a sarky tone when I ask you if you want a bag when you have a very small/very big/box of tampons purchase, as I HAVE TO ASK THE BLOODY QUESTION!!

46. Do not muck about giving me the exact change in pennies when there is a 12 person queue behind you

45. NEVER ask "is it ok to give you a load of change?". NO ITS F*CKING NOT!!!!!

44. Do not bother telling me how much money you've given me when i start counting it, cos I have to f*cking check, ok?

but I like change 🙁

43. Don't threaten me by saying you'll speak to the manager. The manager doesn't give a sh*t.

Originally posted by Phoenix
43. Don't threaten me by saying you'll speak to the manager. The manager doesn't give a sh*t.

42. Don't laugh when I drop your bag/shopping/change at 5.30 when I've been at work for 9 hours, because SOMEONE WILL DIE and it won't be me!

*scared*
me? 🙁

41. Don't have a go at me when we don't have what you want. It's not my f*cking fault when the delivery man skives off work.

nightnight, time for me to got bedtime. c ya tomorrow!

*notes down:
always check chocolate reserve before shopping*

40. Don't go to the till which says "Please pay at another till". ((people do this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the time!)