50 ways to end up on a Shop Assisstant's Hit List

Started by yerssot3 pages

Originally posted by Phoenix
40. Don't go to the till which says "Please pay at another till". ((people do this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the time!)

they notice they're wrong when they get close enough to read it 馃槈

39. Don't p*ss me off at 8.35am because we are five minutes late opening. The manager is taking the delivery, so he will not berate me if you die a horrible fiery death.

never ever talk to a girl before lunch!

Originally posted by yerssot
they notice they're wrong when they get close enough to read it 馃槈

they don't read it.

They put their shopping down and then stand there until you tell them they're at the wrong till, then they act like its your fault!

that's being brittish 馃槢

no insulting us unless your one of us!

Originally posted by Phoenix
46. Do not muck about giving me the exact change in pennies when there is a 12 person queue behind you

I love the way you use the work 'muck'. Very uncommon in the States.

Originally posted by Phoenix
no insulting us unless your one of us!

jeepers! 馃槈

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is it really THAT uncommon?

See, this is why the real world scares me...

Originally posted by Phoenix
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is it really THAT uncommon?


you could go and work overhere to check the difference 馃槈

what the hell is a till???

where you pay for the stuff

oooooh ok gotcha

see i helped馃槢 now then did i get the right defination

you guys PAY? 馃槢

Originally posted by Phoenix
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is it really THAT uncommon?

Not anymore. I said it all day. 馃槺 馃檮

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I had a bad day at work again...

38. When your credit card is refused, do not blame me. In addition, if I suggest that you ask your bank to check the card, do not scream at me that it worked fine this morning, it was a SUGGESTION, not an ORDER.