50 ways to end up on a Shop Assisstant's Hit List

37. Try to understand the concept that the till which says 'Please Pay Here' is the till you pay at...

36. Do not say 'they're for my neighbour' when you are buying something embarrassing. Your not fooling anybody.

35. If you dare to laugh at Matthew, I will dismember you. He is disabled, not a rock.

Who is Matthew?

A customer who comes into Superdrug a lot to talk to us.

wow the Superdrug customers are nice 😐

yes. they are. 😖hifty:

...and alive

alive?! where?! lemme at 'em!

Locked in the Superdrug backroom 🤺

~writing these down quickly~ 😛

*mental note*
Never go to a drugstore in England, may be health risk.

And if you want to leave alive, don't go to one Phoe works at no2

^^exactly!

phoe what does your siggy say? the words, i cant read them...

Get a magnifying glass 🙄

🤺

Originally posted by citadel
phoe what does your siggy say? the words, i cant read them...

I made the best quarter bigger... should be readable now...

the orig pic was this...