Best Stay Home From School Excuses!

hey guys what is your best excuses if you dont want to go to school the next day

i usually say *in a low voice* mom i dont feel good i have such a headache and im dizzy or something in that area lol

OR ill say i have a ear ache thats usually full proof lol

Ha! I call that my scratchy voice
I only use it for Work though

My School does not accept sick calls

Originally posted by KidRock
hey guys what is your best excuses if you dont want to go to school the next day

i usually say *in a low voice* mom i dont feel good i have such a headache and im dizzy or something in that area lol

OR ill say i have a ear ache thats usually full proof lol

same with me, but ya see i've got a BLACK momma so it only works 15% of the time 😬

yeah i used to never fake being sick i always went to school so now that i have gotten older i have the right to go mom i dont feel like going to school u wanna do sumthing and i will say i will help clean the house if u do let me stay home and of course she lets me or do this make a orthadontist appoinment or sumthing in the middel of the day and be like yeah well i can go to school and leave and then come abk and they usally say naw just stay home that always works with me or i just am in bed i put my finger down my throt and throw up in the toilet and throwing up is a 100 percent pure stay at home excuse

I din't make an' excuse

throwing up is not good for you though 😬

Back in the days I would always fake stomach aches! You mom cant check it out with a thermometer! 😈

my mom trust me ne ways i never lyed to her then when i relaized where is this honesty gettin me i started to fake it once in a while

my parents died in a horrible car accident

worked like a charm

I have to get the train to school but once i walked back home from the station, and told my mum that all the trains were delayed for atleast 3 hours. she belived it, and my dad took our only car to work so i didn't have to got school

Say you have bad diarrhea and can't control your sh!t pattern.

say you are pregnant, must be the all time excuse for boys

I never really ditched school, i would however Overemphasize my sicknesses. Like if I had a small cold, i would make it sound alot worse then it was.

Yeah, that's basically ditching school. 😂

well there was some truth behind why I'd stay home though.

I know what you mean. Sometimes I call in sick just cuz I'm sick of working.

Yeah, same thing.

Or, sometimes I wouldn't shit for like 4 days, and then I'd take a huge dump before school and say I'm sick, and use the crap as proof.

Originally posted by BackFire349
Yeah, same thing.

Or, sometimes I wouldn't shit for like 4 days, and then I'd take a huge dump before school and say I'm sick, and use the crap as proof.

🤣

I take the heater in the bath room and put it on high and put my face up to it so that i feel warm then go to my mom and tell her that i don't feel good... works every time...

dog ate my testes.