Best Stay Home From School Excuses!

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sheri Restricted
Originally posted by happy kine
the best excuse is that high school is really just keeping us occupied so i don't see any reason to go. i used that excuse in the 11th grade and never went back.

so then u liek dropped out at 11th grade?? wow ur my role model lol. i have like 3 periods in school that dont count if u fail in those classes. the principal jus makes us do those classes so we can palss the time that i wot he told us. that is not fair. u still get detentions. our detentions are 2 hours long.

50cent Junior Member

one of the best ways to stay home ok first you take a plastic bag and fill it with water when no one is around second u pretend to gag then u take the plastic bag and dump some of it where you are pretendind to throw 😈 up then hid the plastic bag and say that u thew up in a low voice works every time 😎

50cent Junior Member

just dont get cought doing that

50cent Junior Member

but you shouldnt get cought

bloodystone17 Junior Member

Best mom for this stuff

Me

hey mom, my alarm didnt go off so im stayin home and cleanen the house and studien

10:24am MOM

ok

What kind of house cleaning?

10:25am Me

pick up all around

and organize a bit

10:25am MOM

Are you going to stay home all day?

10:25am Me

yup

🙁🙁

10:25am MOM

do you know hoe to use the carpet shampooer?

10:25am Me

well might go bak for track practice

no

10:25am MOM

🙁🙁

10:25am Me

soory 🙁🙁

10:26am MOM

The den could use a dusting and vacuum

10:26am Me

ight

already thought of an exucss

10:26am MOM
yes?

your sick?

10:27am Me

i was throwing up sunday and didnt go to school today to get better

10:27am MOM

sounds good

10:27am Me

haha best mom ever, ganna post this on a thread for "best school excesses" lol

10:29am MOM
thanks!

bloodystone17 Junior Member

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Me

hey mom, my alarm didnt go off so im stayin home and cleanen the house and studien

10:24am MOM

ok

What kind of house cleaning?

10:25am Me

pick up all around

and organize a bit

10:25am MOM

Are you going to stay home all day?

10:25am Me

yup

🙁🙁

10:25am MOM

do you know hoe to use the carpet shampooer?

10:25am Me

well might go bak for track practice

no

10:25am MOM

🙁🙁

10:25am Me

soory 🙁🙁

10:26am MOM

The den could use a dusting and vacuum

10:26am Me

ight

already thought of an exucss

10:26am MOM
yes?

your sick?

10:27am Me

i was throwing up sunday and didnt go to school today to get better

10:27am MOM

sounds good

10:27am Me

haha best mom ever, ganna post this on a thread for "best school excesses" lol

10:29am MOM
thanks!

LanceWindu Senior Member

😐 Did you have to post it twice?

mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.

i Think he did.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

For girls? "I have feminine problems."

Guys? Bit more tricky. I used to pour BBQ sauce in the toilet and say I was sick.

Wild Shadow Restricted

Dont be a fool stay in school... write that down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ddF7JC9sAE

AbnormalButSane Screw up

"I'm more advanced than what they're currently teaching me. I'm better off staying home reading."

Robtard Senor Member

Don't know about school, but the best excuse I've ever heard for calling in out from work: "I took a shit this morning; my ******* won't close, I can't make it in."

True story.

Mairuzu Old School Cool

"New episode of Rugrats is on today, can i stay home?"

First grade. I got to stay home. Thank you rugrats.

(If it helps any, she was half asleep)

steverules_2 Senior Member

When I was really young I told my parents I was on my period and needed time of school to deal with it....they were a little surprised to say the least