Best Stay Home From School Excuses!

Started by blakangel3 pages

I just dont go in...

no need for excuses! 😄

Originally posted by GABRIEL05
dog ate my testes.
Sorry to hear that bro...what was he doing down there??? 😂 😂

well he saw penut butter then the dog and things just got way out of hand 😱

To funny 😂 😂

the best excuse is that high school is really just keeping us occupied so i don't see any reason to go. i used that excuse in the 11th grade and never went back.

kidrock have u heard of rabbit??

rabbit it you

to martya

lol 😂 😆 👆 good idea i should try that some time. u see i have to wake my dad up in the morning so he can drive me to school but some days i wont set my alarm n then i jus stay in bed until like 8:30(am) cause my dad'll sleep for a year if u dont wake him up n then i''l wak him up n then he'll be realy late so he'll jus take a sick day so he dont get in trouble n then i get to stay home. cool huh??

haha thats funny.... i try to act like i forgot to set my alarm but my step dad gets up at 4:00 then leaves at 7:00 so no matter what i do he will wake me up.... URG!!! so thats a no happening.... yeah but the other thing has worked to many times... and after my mom tells me to go back to bed i laugh all the way... 😄

nope whos rabbit?

rabbit is some one on here and no i not rabbit i am her very good friend

my parents are so cool when it comes to this! one time my dad didnt want me to go cuz it was too cold! and i was in las vegas on the weekend and i was there on monday and we left me on monday night and got home at 200 am so they said it was too late and i wouldnt get enuff sleep.

and sometimes i just say im too tired so they just let me stay home.

My parents don't let me skip unless I'm really, really sick....and when I do stay home, my dad's all pissed cause I missed school and they make me get all my homework from friends 😬

Originally posted by N.Tonks
My parents don't let me skip unless I'm really, really sick....and when I do stay home, my dad's all pissed cause I missed school and they make me get all my homework from friends 😬

same with me 🙁 but if i get a sore throat, i just cough a lot and it makes it worse, so then i get to stay home. i only do that if im totallt desperate though, i hate having sore throats.

fake demonic possesion. that one is gaurenteed to work. And if you play your cards right, it might just land you in a pshychatric institution, then you dont have to worry about school for a long time

Meh...i usually fake sick at home, i am the master at fake puking...make some puke sounds and pour a cup of water into the toilet for effect. With the door closed no one will know the difference. If i just fake being regular sick and they say go anyways, i just get to school and tell the nurse that im dizzy, freezing and i threw up in the bathroom. holding your breath makes your temp go up, so just do that before you get to the n.office.

My best excuess would be I was sick it aLways works.

i facked ill once and while i was in lusuere mood i got all the symptons i faked at the beggining and my mum knew about this sort of illness and it should be over in one day so i went to school sick and then i went to the nurse and she said "come back at break time" i go back at break and she says "come back at lunch time" i do that and she says " youve only got 1 hour to go so you can put up with it beside it will get better" and i said out loud "i ****in hate you *****" and i got a weeks exclusion and i stayed of school... sweet

When I don't want to go to school I groan and squint and cough....not for real of course, but my mum seems to buy it....