<<T Hiker's palm reading thread>> *Come, sit. I'll tell your future!*

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
That reading sucked. I was going to ask you out tomorrow too. 🙁

Wait, Ken, I forsee something else! You will be offered a role in George Lucas's next film, Star Wars Episode Zero. This film will contain only aliens and droids, no humans. Lucas wants you to play the part of Falk Yew, the masturbating autistic alien Jedi! Take the part and earn success and fan mail beyond your wildest dreams! 😱

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Wait, Ken, I forsee something else! You will be offered a role in George Lucas's next film, Star Wars Episode Zero. This film will contain only aliens and droids, no humans. Lucas wants you to play the part of Falk Yew, the masturbating autistic alien Jedi! Take the part and earn success and fan mail beyond your wildest dreams! 😱

Wow! I just put in my resume with them last week.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Not mini enough.

Originally posted by Clovie
sure..bag

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No no! Don't listen to Ken. You have a great tan, nice legs, and you look very healthy. The next girl I have sex with, I will pretend she is you. 😉 😄

Originally posted by Clovie
for me more than enough

Wait, I think I am psycho too, I mean psychic...

I foresee the aliens still dying.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Wow! I just put in my resume with them last week.

Interesting how you did so, and how D really saw a dead ratcoon today. Maybe my sixth sense is more powerful that we ever imagined. 😊

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Wait, I think I am psycho too, I mean psychic...

I foresee the aliens still dying.

Wrong, Ken. Clovie saved them. In fact, they are all gathering tonight to feast and watch Season three of Smallville. So there. 😛

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No no! Don't listen to Ken. You have a great tan, nice legs, and you look very healthy. The next girl I have sex with, I will pretend she is you. 😉 😄

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Wait, I think I am psycho too, I mean psychic...

I foresee the aliens still dying.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Wrong, Ken. Clovie saved them. In fact, they are all gathering tonight to feast and watch Season three of Smallville. So there. 😛

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Tired Hiker see if anything else happens in my future and Ill give you a nickle, a sandwhich, and a nipple taser as a tip for your extra effort ✅ * waits *

Come on TTH Im offering you a free nipple taser, how can you pass that offer 😬

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Wrong, Ken. Clovie saved them. In fact, they are all gathering tonight to feast and watch Season three of Smallville. So there. 😛

Oh ok. Maybe my vision was just pent up gas in my intestines trying to escape.

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Come on TTH Im offering you a free nipple taser, how can you pass that offer 😬

Throw in a glass dildo that squirts blood, and you got a deal, my man. 😉

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Interesting how you did so, and how D really saw a dead ratcoon today. Maybe my sixth sense is more powerful that we ever imagined. 😊

✅.... it's actually kinda scary. 🤨

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Throw in a glass dildo that squirts blood, and you got a deal, my man. 😉

😑... 😘

Originally posted by D-Double
😑... 😘

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Throw in a glass dildo that squirts blood, and you got a deal, my man. 😉

😆 What the hell? Sure if you say so. * throws in a glass dildo that apperently squirts blood * Ok now my new fortune shall be told

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
😆 What the hell? Sure if you say so. * throws in a glass dildo that apperently squirts blood * Ok now my new fortune shall be told

Okay, good.

I see . . . . I seeeeeeeeeeeee . . . . . . . . . . it appears you will be the next famous skateboarder to come out with your own video game! The only difference is when people play your game, if they lose, they get electrically shocked through the control pad cables. There's your power. I suggest you don't let those you love play this game. But for your enemies, give them a free copy! 😉

my i now know what was the thing with tose aliens? 😕

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Okay, good.

I see . . . . I seeeeeeeeeeeee . . . . . . . . . . it appears you will be the next famous skateboarder to come out with your own video game! The only difference is when people play your game, if they lose, they get electrically shocked through the control pad cables. There's your power. I suggest you don't let those you love play this game. But for your enemies, give them a free copy! 😉

Holy crap my future is awsome 😱 And the shock will be 3000 watts of electricity. Enough power to make even Angelina Jolies nipples get shocked ✅

Originally posted by Clovie
my i now know what was the thing with tose aliens? 😕

It has to do with the butterfly affect. I'm not exactly sure how it works. But if you post a pic of yourself rolling around in a field in just your bra, surrounded by African tigers, I'm sure I could tell you. 😮

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
It has to do with the butterfly affect. I'm not exactly sure how it works. But if you post a pic of yourself rolling around in a field in just your bra, surrounded by African tigers, I'm sure I could tell you. 😮