<<T Hiker's palm reading thread>> *Come, sit. I'll tell your future!*

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
You will dream of a train full of chickens travelling to South Korea. When you wake up, eat two scrambled eggs, and drink a tall glass of orange juice. Then, write a twelve page essay on the history of the Hoover Dam and it's affects on the natural migration of stealhead salmon. Don't ask why, but once you do this, a small society of galactic creatures in an unforseen realm will be saved by the ruthless threats of Lord Gorgonok and the horn-toothed prarie elves.

Originally posted by Clovie
😑 *asks*

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No fecking way! 😱 That is soooooooo cool. Use your power wisely and stay away from dead ratcoons! 😉

* pays Thins with a "J" * .... Thanks, man.😊

I'll use them wisely... 😇

I saw one of those today. Woah... You really are psychic. 😑

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Oh no!!! I told you not to ask!! Clovie this is really really bad. By asking for the knowledge to understand these events, you have altered the dynamics of the galactic chi! Now these alien creatures I spoke of will suffer a perilous doom to the hands of Lord Gorgonok and the horn-toothed elves. 😬 Good job, Clovie.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
You will be offered a job to help grow a unique strand of marijuana. TAKE THE JOB!!!

The bud you will be nourishing contains attribute that will cause a certain forum member here to inherit super powers! I believe this forum member to be D-Double! Help him get his powers, for he is destined to do great things for mankind!

Nah I dont want to help D Double, I was hoping for like a magic toothpick or something that would give me impossible abilitys

Originally posted by Clovie
cry crying i'm always destroying everything *goes to kill self* poor aliens*

Clovie, wait!!! There is still hope! 😱

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Nah I dont want to help D Double, I was hoping for like a magic toothpick or something that would give me impossible abilitys

Hey, I just predict the future is all, I can't control it. 😬 You may just get special powers if you smoke the magic herb that D did. Let us know what your powers are if you chose to do so.

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Nah I dont want to help D Double, I was hoping for like a magic toothpick or something that would give me impossible abilitys

*pouts* ... I never get a side-kick... disgust

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Clovie, wait!!! There is still hope! 😱

Read my palm b!tch.

Originally posted by Clovie
cry *sniffs* really? superhyper

In order to save the aliens, you must post a pic of yourself in your underwear for us to see. Don't ask why or more bad things will happen. 😮

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
In order to save the aliens, you must post a pic of yourself in your underwear for us to see. Don't ask why or more bad things will happen. 😮

one in mini skirt would work? 😕

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Read my palm b!tch.

You will ask me out on a date. Don't be hurt when I say 'no'. Though I may seem like a raging homosexual on the internet at times, I'm really not. I'm sorry to disappoint you Ken. 🙁

Originally posted by D-Double
*pouts* ... I never get a side-kick... disgust

Well Ill give you a nickle, that will get you far in life 😛

Originally posted by Clovie
but i don't have any...😕

one in mini skirt would work? 😕

Yes, that will totally save the aliens! Post it quick before they die! 😐

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
You will ask me out on a date. Don't be hurt when I say 'no'. Though I may seem like a raging homosexual on the internet at times, I'm really not. I'm sorry to disappoint you Ken. 🙁

That reading sucked. I was going to ask you out tomorrow too. 🙁

Originally posted by D-Double
*pouts* ... I never get a side-kick... disgust

D, I hate to say it, but sidekicks are a bit nervous to work with you. They are afraid that you will explode too close to them and injure them. Sorry, man. 😬

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Yes, that will totally save the aliens! Post it quick before they die! 😐

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Tired Hiker see if anything else happens in my future and Ill give you a nickle, a sandwhich, and a nipple taser as a tip for your extra effort ✅ * waits *

Originally posted by Clovie
sure..bag

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Not mini enough.