Oldeth English

how abouteth bannanas!thou be kinkyeth!

Bananas donteth appealeth to me... I just thinketh the banana smilie be cute dancing aroundeth

Janieth come shall thou cometh with thy humble best friendth boyhuntingth

I be comingeth with thee

yayethy

maybe noweth my boyfriendeth problem be solve-ed

maybe noweth my crusheth will noticeeth meeth

I wisheth my crush wouldst notice me...

i wanteth me knight 😍

right here!

*slams castle door* leaveth you scoundrel from thine door step 😒

you donteth want the horsey to join in me lady?

noeth
the knight will doeth 😉

ye olde companion must be parted at this drawbridge

ye sorcerer merlin hath turned me unto thy dragon upon thith hour
but i gobbled him up

then stayeth away frometh the knights aroundeth the castle
they may kill you to protect me

<--the round table

i be not a dragon of thee night anymore

so thouesth are a knighteth?

thee knightith for yow me lady, the knight of the kingdom of sedgemoor