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i ameth alwayseth sweapteth off my feeteth by sadieth language 😍

grr'th thist lowly iq'd lady ist annoying'th me on msn'th arrest her kind guards

killeth her me braveth knights 😄

Knights be at me olde house downeth the streeteth.

shall i compare thee to a summers day, thou art more worthy and more temperate rough winds do shake the darling buds of may .. one can think this wayth

*sigheth* 😍

That be goodeth.

erm hmmm ok dont get'th the wrong'th idea i am'th female'...unless thoust dus haf different tastes o.o

that'th is not myn and i know of its goodness as shakespear himself'th hast wrote it hee'sself ma'am and kind sirs

i know you areth female.......i findeth the shakespearenth language beatifuleth 😄

this message dust maketh me pleased, u know'th i am female'th....you know i exist'th

your statuseth iseth "Ive been a bad, bad GIRL!" 😛

yes'th but i thought thoust would'th not took the time to'th look at my'th thingyth

of courseth 😄
*putseth on crowneth and sits at throneth*

all of thou are welcometh

then we shall dine as fine ladys should do so and i bring forth all of my servants to help you on such a fine evening ma'am

Your crowneth be crookedeth.

*claps hands* come forth knaves 😄
now all we needeth are some eligible knights 😉

i haveth noticed that 😉 thatseth the way i liketh 😄

... Ahh... Knights.

I wisheth Ness was a knight.

i haveth an assortment of knights 😖hifty: picketh one DN 😉