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Oh, justeth that 2 sad things happened to me in the spaceth of eleven minuteseth: My favorite character off of The Fellowship of the Ring died and my favorite cartooneth character got his soul stoleneth... just childish nonsenseth, really...

Awww, there is no such thing as nonsenseth in that sense, else we would not be in this thread!

(offers another hug and small kiss)

Aww, hugs! I loveth hugs!

(hugs mightily)

Now, don;t worry about all your troubles; Grumpy Knight shall protect you!

Thank ye Grumpy Knight! Can I have another hug?

Okidokey!

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

(visor falls)

Damn...

Stupid visors! Need help?

No no, I'll get it...

(struggles with visor)

(falls over)

Are you sure?
*kneels to help Ushgarak up*

Yup, that seems to have gotten it open!

(is helped to sitting position)

(smiles at Shadowskill)

*smiles back*
Anytime...

(struggles unsteadily to feet)

Pheweth!

(sits)

So, what dost thou plan for the rest of the day, fair maiden?

I donteth know, my lord. What have thou been planning?

Oh, I thought I might Grump for a while, and then watch all the pretty maidens going around with all the shiny knights...

Can I sit beside O Grumpy One?

But of course! If thou hast a dainty chair for such a task...

Dainty? Why must it be dainty, sir?

Oh, well, if you WANT a normal chair, feel free, I am just used to maidens having dainty chairs... and liking shiny knights...

Doest thou have a seat for me?

Seats-a-plenty! Grumpy Knight is just not used to pretty maidens sitting by him!