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drunk_nazgul obscure

Yes, but my night be not here, and no one to court me. I shall be off. Haveth fun.

Ushgarak Paladin

Awww, those darn Shiny Knights, never here...

Shadowskill The Mourning Sage

We can double dateth can't we, Sir Ushgarak?

Ushgarak Paladin

But sure!

drunk_nazgul obscure

Double dateth! You need two knights to double dateth!

Ushgarak Paladin

Well, Grumpy Knight could try and do the work of two Knights...

Shadowskill The Mourning Sage

I mean Grumpy Knight can be both our dates... Please Sir?

drunk_nazgul obscure

Er...

Ushgarak Paladin

Ah, DN has eyes only for her dream Knight, I see...

Shadowskill The Mourning Sage

DN, play nice!

drunk_nazgul obscure

Okay, fine... double datingeth with only one knight...
Shadow, be that okay?

Ushgarak Paladin

Oooh, Grumpy Knight doesn't want DN to be unhappy! You don't HAVE to be with me!

Shadowskill The Mourning Sage

I donteth mind as longeth as neither of thee mind

Ushgarak Paladin

(hugs all)

Shadowskill The Mourning Sage

*Smiles*

I love hugs, especially your, Sir Ushgarak

drunk_nazgul obscure

Yayeth! *hugs Sir Grumpy*

Now may we feasteth?

Shadowskill The Mourning Sage

Yes! Feast!

Ushgarak Paladin

Awww!

(hugs all again)

Ok, how does this double-maiden dating thing work then? And what is there to eat?

Shadowskill The Mourning Sage

I shall sit on one side, DN on the other, and there's anything to eat that you could possibly want, as DN has already prepared it...

Ushgarak Paladin

Neat!

(picks up entire ox)

(visor falls)

Damn!