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Started by Shadowskill70 pages

*Watches as Grumpy Knight fiddles with his visor*

(gets it open)

(drops ox)

(grumps)

Poor Grumpy Knight...

Shall I have one of the Princess's servants fetcheth you another ox?

you'll be okay, Grumpy. Can I fix it for you?

(nods Grumpily)

*Joins DN in kitchen*

We'll be there in a minuteth...! *Gets Vodka*

Takes up sword and plays around. So, where are those ox-en-eth?

Um, probably outsideth...

Blimey, I hope they are dead already...

You have a sword, fair maiden?

yes. It also hath a name- Atanatarien. Yet my father, King Elessar, believes I shan't use such objects.

I tried to convince him that girls can useth swords too...

Sounds dangerous to me!

(compares own notched sword to shiny Atanatarien)

(Grumps)

I wish my sword was cool.

*Draws sword and looks at the blood stains*

Do not grump. You can borrow my blade, but it has a Goddess carved on it...

No no, I am happy with my sword...

(eats grumpily)

*walks into courtyard* well good night fair fellows 😄

Goodeth morningeth all

well good day fair maiden 😄

I want to say sorryeth to Sir Ushgarak, for drunk_nazgul and I had to talk about a crisis she was havingeth...

fine ignoreth meth 😛