Oldeth English

Taketh you no harm in getting inside the castleth. We wish not to geteth wet.

*open castle doors* all are welcometh to my feast......as long as you bringeth a freind forth 😉

(tall dark figure on a black horse cloaked as black as the night rides in through the town gates)
My Knight hath come!

😱 *spies knight and swoons* ahhh what a magnificent creature 😊
goodeth job RQ 😄

Lol, I thought it was me!

My knight will arriveth in 0.12 seconds.

*sighesth* i love beauty and the beast...........i want a prince like him.....
and i mean the prince not the beast 😊

thank you miss but now i must go, and make sure the knight feels 'welcome' ^^

(anuther knight rides in this time on a white horse and offers princess silver a hand up on his horse)

did someone say paaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr -- tttaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

oh nazgul that was my lesbian side in me that thought it was thou

*cloaked form walks out of shadows*

Lamenya! You be here!
Lamenya be-eth the Witch King. Now we shall be able to feast in the hall of Princess Silver.

*asks knight to come down off his horse and join me in a dance* 😄
i am officially gonna open this ball 😄

this would be me wearing much nicer clothes though 😄

*offers hand to braveth knight*

You maketh a nice coupleth.

why thank ye kind maiden 😄
*curtsys*

*giveseth RQ and DN keys to private chambers* 😖hifty: you are welcometh in my castle walls 😄
*stands on balcony with knight* 😍

👿

I haveth no pics of me. Yet I still walketh this Earth, doeth I not?
Lamenya, my Witch King, would you care you dance?
*walks out on ballroom floor with the King of Nazgul*

*leads braveth knight onto the dance floor hand in hand*

*music playeth*
"Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast

Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
Ever just as sure
As the sun will rise

Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song
Bittersweet and strange
Finding you can change
Learning you were wrong
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast"

...lest a time come when the memory of these great matters shall grow dim.