Britney Spears

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Hey Kharma, I got my paycheck last Monday. I could feel myself becoming smarter and a better person the instant I stepped through the bank's doors.

Originally posted by botankus
Hey Kharma, I got my paycheck last Monday. I could feel myself becoming smarter and a better person the instant I stepped through the bank's doors.

When you walked into the bank did you feel talented too? Did you lipsynch to the muzac?

Oh, yeah, I did. I was like Steve Perry belting out "Oh, Sherrie" on the stairs like he did in that music video so long ago.

Originally posted by botankus
Oh, yeah, I did. I was like Steve Perry belting out "Oh, Sherrie" on the stairs like he did in that music video so long ago.

That's a classic moment in video overacting history. I hope you did us all proud. But why not a britney tune?

Because I can only deal with simple lyrics like the ones from Steve Perry. Those Britney tunes are a bit too much for me to handle - even though I got paid and became smarter.

One thing I'd like to see is a Britney cover of "Mother" by Danzig. Now that would be a sight!

Originally posted by botankus
One thing I'd like to see is a Britney cover of "Mother" by Danzig. Now that would be a sight!

That would be awesome. Soon it may happen as she will have to grasp at straws to keep her career afloat.

Mother
Tell your children NOT to hold my hand
Tell your children not to understand
Oh mother
Father
Do you wanna bang heads with me
Do you wanna feel everything
Oh father
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till you're bleeding
band

Let's not attack other members for their tastes.

Criticize B.Spears all you want, not each other please, some people don't find it too funny 🙂

Originally posted by silver_tears
Let's not attack other members for their tastes.

Criticize B.Spears all you want, not each other please, some people don't find it too funny 🙂

Point taken, I was just trying to counter the "she makes more money than you so it must be o.k." rationality.

By the way, I play goalie. 😉

Much appreciated hihat

And goalie is definitely the hottest position 😉

Where's Britrogue? 😕

Greetings all!

Ok, who's been scrapping? 😈

Not me! I was waiting on you to start that 😉

Re: britney spears

Originally posted by KidRock
HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT 😍 😍

notnotnotnotnotnotnotnotnot mmmm trash

I thought that was the latest trend? To dress like a chav? 🙄

Latest pic taken of Britney on Nov 10th. I think she's looking pretty good for a new mum.

I take it that's either one of those new energy drinks in her hand or a Schlitz Malt Liquor.

oh man but this is hott!

Hey, Feanor, you stole that pic from the Mickey Mouse Club web site from back in the day!

Originally posted by botankus
Hey, Feanor, you stole that pic from the Mickey Mouse Club web site from back in the day!
bag how'd you know?