I thought this was pretty funny...Details magazine had written this in their November issue titled: "The 50 Most Powerful Men Under 39"...
Dear Kevin,
We put you on the cover back when nobody knew what you looked like. So can you do us a favour? Can you teach us that secret dance move? You know, the one that makes a pop princess fall for a high-school dropout with an ex-girlfriend who's expecting his second child? Fall so hard that she proposes to him? And buys the $40,000 engagement ring herself? It's a move that when properly executed, means that after labouring away as a car-wash attendant, a pizza-delivery boy, and a backup dancer, you can retire before reaching 30. Then move into a $7 million pad in Malibu and live on your wife's inome [estimated, in 2002, at nearly $40 million a year]. We know you're "working" now, as evidenced by the producing credit on Britney and Kevin: Chaotic. But your real ocupation, your real power, is to be the living proof that the undermotivated, underwashed American man can make it big. So c'mon, man. It'll be years before your newborn will be able to use the move himself. Just show us how it's done. Your pals. The Editors.