Britney Spears

Started by Fëanor266 pages

I thought this was pretty funny...Details magazine had written this in their November issue titled: "The 50 Most Powerful Men Under 39"...

Dear Kevin,
We put you on the cover back when nobody knew what you looked like. So can you do us a favour? Can you teach us that secret dance move? You know, the one that makes a pop princess fall for a high-school dropout with an ex-girlfriend who's expecting his second child? Fall so hard that she proposes to him? And buys the $40,000 engagement ring herself? It's a move that when properly executed, means that after labouring away as a car-wash attendant, a pizza-delivery boy, and a backup dancer, you can retire before reaching 30. Then move into a $7 million pad in Malibu and live on your wife's inome [estimated, in 2002, at nearly $40 million a year]. We know you're "working" now, as evidenced by the producing credit on Britney and Kevin: Chaotic. But your real ocupation, your real power, is to be the living proof that the undermotivated, underwashed American man can make it big. So c'mon, man. It'll be years before your newborn will be able to use the move himself. Just show us how it's done. Your pals. The Editors.

britany is getting old

Originally posted by Council#13
britany is getting old

no she's not! but you know it happens to all of us one day 😉

Here are my plans:

[list=1]
[*]Invent a watch that can freeze time.
[*]Get tickets to a britney spears concert.
[*]Go to britney concert.
[*]Freeze time at concert.
[*]Have sex with Spears while time is frozen.
[*]Take her to my basement, while time is frozen.
[*]Unfreeze time when she is in my basement tied up.
[*]Make britney my sex slave.
[*]Use Britney as sex slave till I die.
[*]Get my son/daughter to sell the alive or dead Britney on eBay.
[*]Son/Daughter uses same method on the current hot celeb.
[*]Carries on till my family of celeb kidnappers get found out.
[/list=1]

Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
Here are my plans:

[list=1]
[*]Invent a watch that can freeze time.
[*]Get tickets to a britney spears concert.
[*]Go to britney concert.
[*]Freeze time at concert.
[*]Have sex with Spears while time is frozen.
[*]Take her to my basement, while time is frozen.
[*]Unfreeze time when she is in my basement tied up.
[*]Make britney my sex slave.
[*]Use Britney as sex slave till I die.
[*]Get my son/daughter to sell the alive or dead Britney on eBay.
[*]Son/Daughter uses same method on the current hot celeb.
[*]Carries on till my family of celeb kidnappers get found out.
[/list=1]

okaaaaaaaaay.... you freak me out just a lil bit 🙄

I'm so booored.

Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
I'm so booored.

I guess so 😬

I don't get it! Why do people hate Brit? And the worse is that they keep gosiping her and saying stuff about her around!

Originally posted by Bloody^Pirate
I don't get it! Why do people hate Brit? And the worse is that they keep gosiping her and saying stuff about her around!

I know! I don't really get why so many people don't like her! I mean who are they to judge her?? yeah I totally know what you mean.. it annoys me too.

I love brit.

Me too! (Not that you'd notice of course.........................)

I don't understand what makes her so hated either. Maybe she's considered an easy target because she's so sweet?

So when is Kevin's CD coming out? I can't wait to download it on Itunes.
But I'd rather buy the CD so I can get the glossy photos inside. Please, tell me!

I have no idea. Maybe you should open a Kevin Federline thread so you can discuss it with someone who gives a damn......................... 😛

I'll show you giving a damn! 😛

😆 ...............sweet....................

What exactly is she supposed to be doing in that picture? It looks like she's running through the sewers. Is she auditioning in some low-budget horror movie I don't know about?

Sorry, double post. drunk

😕

That was from The Overprotected Darkchild remix video. 😉

Hey, I found this breaking news story from last July. It's very interesting and I strained my brain on this one. Britrogue will absolutely love this article titled "Is Britney as Dumb as Whitney?"

SJ writes "Roger Friedman of FoxNews.com asks, "Is Britney Spears the dumbest example of a human being alive? She's 22, very rich and marrying a 26 year-old-guy who's already got one kid and another one about to be born. Maybe she should call Whitney Houston. When Whitney married Bobby Brown, he also had a kid on the way by another woman. The countdown to Britney's 'Behind the Music' special begins now.""

What can I say? Love is a funny old thing! 🤣