Britney Spears

Speaking of K-Fed, I found these pics and HAD to post them. Apparently his credit card kept getting refused. Maybe old Brit has seen the light afterall!

That's great.
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Dear God!

K-Fed's new single has leaked onto the Internet, I just heard a short clip of it, and have read the lyrics. It's called "Y'all ain't ready".
Well, for Britney and Baby Spears' sake, I hope he finds himself as popular as Eminem. About time the bloke bought in some money. But the lyrics just don't compare with the poetic justice our Eminem brings!

How come he didn't call it, "I ain't ready?"

Would have been more apt. You should hear the lyrics. They're pretty funny.

In other words "You used to call me K-Fed, but you can just call me Daddy instead."
Ahhh.......he knows how to rhyme! Isn't he clever?

And as for below posted Britters pic, my guess is, she's gone out to get some groceries and has heard some five year olds singing Kev's new song. Not surprisingly, she looks kind of embarrassed.

How many hours did she prep herself for a trip to the grocery store? Thank God I'm a man. All I need is a cap and a flannel shirt!

But then again, I don't have hundreds of people following me around taking my picture. Only dozens.

I think she looks awesome in that pic 👆
Good for her for losing so much of her baby weight.

britney spears is as ugly as crap natalie portman is hotter that britney spears

Britney Scares me tv_horror

Natlie not at all

Hmmmm.....ok

Did anyone see the SNL special this weekend? The one where they devoted 90 minutes to commercial parodies?

To those that saw it, the fake commerical where they had the Federline "man-panties," was that really him?

The wisdom of Britney:

Britney About Herself:
I don't like defining myself. I just am.

Britney About Her Fame:
I'm famous, but I'm not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston.

Britney About Herself:
Sometimes I feel older than my mum.

Britney About Sex:
I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.

Britney About Her Quirks:
I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.

Britney About Her Looks:
I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.

Britney About Marriage:
Marry Prince William? I'd love that. Who wouldn't want to be a princess?

Britney About Her Wealth:
I'm rich, freakin' rich. It's crazy.

Britney About Her Childhood:
I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song and I peed myself.

Britney About Her Body:
I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.

With her incredible talent at lipsynching over produced vocals, her mediocre looks and her incredible intellectual prowess...how can anyone not like her?
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Originally posted by KharmaDog
Britney About Herself:
Sometimes I feel older than my mum. 😐

Where did these quotes come from? While I don't question the absurdity of the answers, I highly doubt girls from Lousiana use the word "mum" to describe their mother. More like, "Momma!"

just type "britney spears quotes" into google and let the wealth of intelligence and knowledge that is britney flow to your monitor.

Yeah, if you've got nothing better to do................

Originally posted by superspears
Yeah, if you've got nothing better to do................

or need a laugh

She's a pop star. She's not supposed to be Einstein.

So what if she's not that bright? She's making more money than you, me or anyone else in this forum. Good luck to her

Yeah, but making money doesn't add to a whole lot when your post-maternity dance numbers look like this:

Originally posted by superspears
She's a pop star. She's not supposed to be Einstein.

So what if she's not that bright? She's making more money than you, me or anyone else in this forum. Good luck to her

By 'pop star' if you mean 'totally fabricated corporate product', I agree. But being famous is not an excuse for being a moron.

And what does how much she make have anything to do with anything? By that comment I can see that you must be completely shallow to assume that that is an important personal trait. That personal lack of depth also explains why you must like britney so much.