Britney Spears

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In the interest of this taking a while (even longer than it takes to pass a bill in the Senate here), I'd like to propose just one more category before we get this ball rolling.

Most underrated song

I'd like to vote for I Run Away and Cinderella (considering they were unreleased)

I second that. I'd also like to put forward I've Just Begun.

Listening to Heart

Okay, here are the official nominees, and how many nominations they got. The papparazzi's all here for the announcement, and it looks like the favorites are Cinderella, Everytime, Outrageous, and Soda Pop!

Song Title & # of Nominations

Cinderella 4
Everytime 4
Outrageous 4
Soda Pop 4
Born To Make You Happy 2
I Run Away 2
I've Just Begun (Having My Fun) 2
Toxic 2
What U See (Is What You Get) 2
(I've Got That) Boom Boom 1
And Then We Kiss 1
Anticipating 1
Boys 1
Do Somethin' 1
From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart 1
Girls And Boys 1
I'll Never Stop Loving You 1
I'm A Slave (For You) 1
My Prerogative 1
Over To You Now 1
Overprotected 1
Stronger 1
The Beat Goes On 1
You Got It All 1

Surprise shut-outs with no nominations at all: Touch Of My Hand, Me Against The Music, Hit Me Baby One More Time, Oops, I Did It Again, and Lucky.

Here's who can pick a winner (confidentially now, of course) for which category? What do ya think?

BRITROGUE
Best Video Stronger Toxic I'm A Slave (For You)
Worst Video From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart Do Somethin' My Prerogative
Best Song Cinderella Overprotected Born To Make You Happy
Best Unreleased Song Cinderella What U See (Is What You Get) I've Just Begun (Having My Fun)
Song to Serenade Someone Outside Their Window You Got It All Born To Make You Happy Everytime
Best Music Girls And Boys Everytime Toxic
Song You'd Feel Comfortable Committing Suicide To Everytime Soda Pop Outrageous
Songwriter Most Needed To Be Shot Outrageous Soda Pop Anticipating
Best Era Britney My Prerogative - Greatest Hits The Original Doll
Worst Era Hit Me Baby One More Time Oops, I Did It Again In The Zone

BOTANKUS
Music Even A Casio Keyboard Would Reject Boys (I've Got That) Boom Boom Outrageous
Worst Song Soda Pop The Beat Goes On I'll Never Stop Loving You
Underrated Song Cinderella I Run Away I've Just Begun (Having My Fun)
Worst Look Britney 4.jpg Britney White Trash.jpg Britney preston.jpg
Best Look Britney 2.jpg Britney dress.jpg Britney UGA.jpg
Best Line "Believe Me, You'll be looking for trouble if you hurt me; I can promise you." "I'm sorry, just trying to live my life; don't worry, you're gonna be alright." "Let's pretend that I moved on, then I'll tell myself that life goes on without you."
What U See (Is What You Get) Cinderella I Run Away
Worst Line Outrageous Soda Pop
Song You Wouldn't Be Embarrassed To Play In Front Of Your Friends Over To You Now And Then We Kiss Everytime

You want the answers now?

Did you see the post about the nominations (3 posts ago)? Interesting who the contenders are.

No, no answers now! Remember, you made a post (I actually stumbled across it the other day) a while back suggesting we have it in Awards Show format. So when the Awards Show starts, you would be a presenter for the categories underneath your name and would reveal the winner to me (and the papparazzi), and me vice versa.

If you think that's too cheesy, we could just list the winners if you'd like.

No, that sounds like a laugh!

Someday (I Will Understand)

I've tallied all my winners and will present them first thing on, say...Thursday? (good day for me here).

Okay, so are the awards show ready to commence? 😱

Hehe...Rogue has no powers anymore...hehe

Oh, what a surprise! Bardock is going to be a guest presenter? Maybe you should handle the "Best Song To Committ Suicide To" award. It's one of the prized categories.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hehe...Rogue has no powers anymore...hehe

The same could have been said about Magneto, until he moved that chess piece.....................

Originally posted by botankus
Okay, so are the awards show ready to commence? 😱

Roll with it! 😱

Welcome to the 2006 Britankus Awards!

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^^ Wow, I can't believe it takes 8 guitar players to play one of Britney's theme songs. "Soda Pop," of all things. But I digress, so welcome to the 1st of 1 2006 Britankus Awards! I'm your co-host Chris, here with my lovely partner...the perfect 10, but claims she's not an air head...Gilly!

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Wow, look at all those dancing bananas! I haven't seen that many bad backup dancers since K-Fed.
*cymbal crash*

Oh, by the way, Kevin WILL be stopping by during the ceremony to present a special award he made up all by himself.

So, Gilly, what do you think about tonight's events?

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Fabulous, Chris! Fabulous!
As you can see, the weather is beautiful, and thousands of celebrities are gracing our red carpets, decked out in their finest. This looks to be an awards ceremony to be remembered.

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We have finally agreed on something! 😛

This red carpet is outstanding and has been hand-tailored by Summers, Ltd. - THE name in fashion throughout the UK.

Our guests are arriving, getting our of their stretched limos. Ah, Justin Timberlake, you made it! And it looks like he's brought along Shar Jackson and Kevin's kids!! Let's get a quote:

Kevin: "I wouldn't have missed this for the world, even if I had a concert to actually play."
Shar: "Where's the buffet table?? I got to feed these kids!!"

Let's get an aerial shot of the ceremony, shall we? :

And here is the lady of the night, Miss Britney Spears!

I hope you don't mind me calling you that, Britney?

Of course she doesn't! Kevin's in the bathroom.
Funny how that guy over her right shoulder always shows up to her ceremonies, and is always looking in a downwards direction!

Mrs. Federline, err, Miss Britney Spears, you look stunning. Please, right this way, we've got a seat in Section Z, seat 39 for you. Just kidding. You can have front row seats with Christina Aguilerra.

And look! divadiva X-tina has led Britney to the stage for the presentation of the first award...Best Video! How ironic that X-tina agreed to present the award for a video in which Britney looks better than her, but Hollywood stars are a bit loony from time to time.

This is a long commercial break!