Britney Spears

Yeah, I'm afraid things have got kind of hectic over this end too.

Okay, I'm off vacation and ready to wrap up the 2006 Britankus Awards. In an earlier agreement, the nominees for Worst Line had a decent chance of sharing the same honor, so it's kind of a...lifetime achievement award between none other than:

Soda Pop
Outrageous

(when we say "Worst Line," we mean EVERY line).

So congratulations, Sodaprageous, for being the winnner!

If you'd like, I'll do the rest of the winners?

Britney's new Rise to Stardom:

I just love how shes getting fatter each day 😄

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Britney's new Rise to Stardom:

😐... 🙄

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Britney's new Rise to Stardom:

Don't EVEN get me started on that one. You have no idea how much that has irritated me. 😠

Hello, I'm back from a hot and humid fourth of july...I'm ready to dig me some Britney gossip.

I am so annoyed by that whole posing nude thing. Did you see the Dateline Interview, or hear about it?

I heard about it. They promoted it on NBC like it was the World Cup final or something.

One important issue here: She's not even fully nude, and I thought most magazine covers were like that with celebrities, anyway. Except for Samantha Fox, of course.

Yes she is, she's just not exposing herself fully.

What if K-Fed did that on a cover? Would it be just as trashy?

I wouldn't say that it was trashy. The pictures are tasteful enough. \It was just a really thick thing to do imo. She did this Dateline Interview, in which she sobbed her heart out and made a plea for the media to leave her alone because she couldn't cope with their attention anymore. My heart really went out to her.
Then less than a week later, she's posing nude for a magazine? Isn't that just INVITING more media attention?

Good point. Superstars are weird. So are you. 😛

Maybe she likes the attention from afar. You know, like the pyramids or Big Ben or something that you only see in pictures, but never show up to see it or vandalize it yourself.

I know I'm weird. It's more fun to be weird.

Okay, here are the winners of the 2006 Britankus Awards, a few categories I took the liberty of awarding them myself due to our busy schedules. But congrats to all, even the ones that won the sucky categories!!

Best Video
Stronger

Worst Video
My Prerogative

Best Song
Cinderella

Best Unreleased Song
Cinderella

Song to Serenade Someone Outside Their Window
Born To Make You Happy

Best Music
Everytime

Song You'd Feel Comfortable Committing Suicide To
Outrageous

Songwriter Most Needed To Be Shot
Soda Pop

Best Era
Britney

Worst Era
Hit Me Baby One More Time

Music Even A Casio Keyboard Would Reject Boys
Worst Song
The Beat Goes On

Underrated Song
Cinderella

Worst Look
Britney preston.jpg

Best Look
Britney dress.jpg

Best Line
"Believe Me, You'll be looking for trouble if you hurt me; I can promise you."
What U See (Is What You Get)

Worst Line
Sodaprageous

Song You Wouldn't Be Embarrassed To Play In Front Of Your Friends
And Then We Kiss

Applauds frantically!

And now a special treat appearance from Briiters herself..............

hystericalhysterical Crikey, what an ending!!!!

Yeah, that was rather extreme to say the least!