Originally posted by Britrogue
The same could have been said about Magneto, until he moved that chess piece.....................
Just that Magneto is powerful...and wants them back....and Rogue is.....[Morning Glory]blahness to her[/Morning Glory]
Originally posted by botankus
Oh, what a surprise! Bardock is going to be a guest presenter? Maybe you should handle the "Best Song To Committ Suicide To" award. It's one of the prized categories.
THat wouldn't be a good idea....I'd have to give it to all Britney songs......no wait, did you say "best son to commit suicide to" or "best song to make someone commit suicide"?
As mentioned earlier, Christina was supposed to present with Britney, but since we had to put the guests in hotel suites last night, she was arrested for throwing her credibility off the 20th floor and onto passing traffic below. So in it's place, we have Bardock42 as our presenter!
*crowd goes wild*
clappingclappingclappingclapping
jerry <-- Security! Get this guy out of here!!
Bardock: "Thank you, everyone. It's truly an honor to be here. I won the fan contest last night for a chance to get in the hot tub for 2 minutes with Britney, and I made it a full 10 seconds before security threw me out in the streets...and now I'm presenting an award! Ahem...the nominees for "Music Even a Casio Keyboard Would Reject" are...
Boys...*music playing* "BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
(I've Got That) BOOM BOOM...*music playing* "HISSSSSS!!!!!"
Outrageous...*music playing* "WHISTLE!!!!"
Wow, that is some bad music right there. I'd go on a limb here and guess it was going to be Outrageous. Let me open this envelope here..........
And the winner for "Music Even A Casio Keyboard Would Reject" is....
BOYS!!!!
I'm speechless!!
(from the side of the stage) "There's that a-hole Bardock! Get him!!"
Bardock: "Uh, gotta go. Britney, call me!"
So Boys is the winner of the "Music even a Casio Keyboard would reject". Wow, didn't see that one coming!
Next up, we present the "Best Video" award.
Nominations are as follows:
Stronger (Plays mixed clip of video)
Toxic (Plays mixed clip of video)
and I'm A Slave (For You) - (plays mixed clip of video)
And the winner is.................
Stronger!
Crowd goes wild.........................
"Wow, now that Bardock has been tasered, we can comment on that last award. You know, assuming you don't watch the videos with the sound muted, the song is fairly important to the video. And I think Stronger was a Stronger song than the other two"
*cue forced laughter in audience from bad pun*
Okay, let's get on to the next category. Our presenters for "Worst Song" are going to be Miss Britney Spears and Madonna. Come on stage, ladies. Hey, what are you two doing? Stop it, Stop it! *shrugs* Oh, well, at least it's helping ratings."
Britney: "Does anyone have any gum. Madonna's breath reeks!"
Madonna: "You shut up or I'll never let you kiss me again!"
Britney: "Good! Security!"
Madonna: "If you don't kiss me again, your popularity will plummet!"
Security Guard: "Get off the stage, we have an age limit here!"
Britney: "Okay, I'll guess I'll present the award for Worst Song. The nominees are:
Soda Pop
The Beat Goes On
I'll Never Stop Loving You
And the winner is...
THE BEAT GOES ON!!
Oh, I'm so proud of that song! I'm going to faint from excitement!"
Moving swiftly on.........................
The next category is for worst video. The nominations are as follows:
From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart
Do Somethin'
My Prerogative
And the winner is.............
My Prerogative!
"Britney, why do you think that this would have been the fan's choice?"
Britney: "Well, I know that a lot of fans found the video slightly boring, due to the fact that the lighting is extremely dark, and there was no real choreography involved. That's why with Do Somethin, we tried to come up with something a little brighter."
That's phenominal, Britney, and the fact that you have the courage to admit your own video was boring really accentuates this award!
Next category, and could be a little foreshadowing for one of the big ones (Best Unreleased Song), is Most Underrated Song.
Here to present this award is Prince.
Prince: "When I got the call from Bit Bit about presenting the award for Most Underrated Song, my first thought was, 'I'm undeserving to present this! When you spend your whole life making overrated songs, you don't really feel the true essence of what this category's about.' Anyway, here are the nominees:"
Cinderella
I Run Away
I've Just Begun (Having My Fun)
Prince: "And the winner is...*opens envelope*...no surprise here..."
Cinderella!!
Funnily enough.....I am not surprised either! Jive, you really should have released that song as a single! Let these awards be a lesson to you! Britney, do you have any idea why Jive did not release Cinderella officially?
Britney: "Because I had a hand in writing it, of course!"
Good point. The next award is for Best Song. The nominations are as follows:
Cinderella
Overprotected
Born To Make You Happy
Personally, my favourite from this list is Overprotected, but the award goes to:
CINDERELLA!
Originally posted by Britrogue
Personally, my favourite from this list is Overprotected, but the award goes to:CINDERELLA!
We have the accounting firm of KharmaDog, Inc. monitoring the selections to make sure there is no corruption in the selection process. Britney speaks the truth when describing the winner! BTW, that's two awards for Cinderella. Quite an impressive start.
Okay, we are going to have a short musical interlude with not one, but TWO over-hyped special guest vocalists!!!!
banddiva
So singing "Soda Pop," here are Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan!!
Thanks for that thrilling song, Miss Duff and Lohan. puke
Wow, that was worse than American Idol! But I digress.
Gilly, this show has been absolutely fabulous up to this point! You agree? And I think the winners have been a little unpredictable! You agree also? I would also like to say that you look absolutely stunning in that dress..even better than Britney herself! You agree to that, too?
Back to reality, let's move on to Britney's worst look. We will post one picture, each named by our resident fashion expert:
Look #1: "Oh, Dear. This poor girl, I wonder what went wrong?" look.
And the winner is...
The "Oh, Dear. This poor girl, I wonder what went wrong?" look!!!!
What a selection! As you can see, the other two were too obvious, so it makes sense to choose the look that runs more rampant throughout society as more and more teenager's lives are going down the tubes. Congratulations!!!!
Once again, the winner: