Britney Spears

Sorry to interrupt the celebrations, but I feel the need to report this:

According to a report from the news in Philadelphia, 108 paparazzi were arrested outside Britney's home. They in fact violated the private property by forcing the gates to enter. Overview shots of the scene were also shown. More information coming up.

Credit: UBritney

Thanks for that report, Gilly. We have gone out of our way to ensure each and every one of those 108 papparazzi members get backstage passes to the Britankus Awards.

And now to my analysis on Best Unreleased Song. Cinderella is really running away with this awards show. And to think someone had the gut feeling to release Outrageous, and set it to the tune of Britney on a basketball court?

On to our next category: Best Look. I'm not sure what to say here, given that I have so little experience in categories accentuating the positives. But here are the nominees:

Look #1: The "I'm ready for somebody to make this shot into a poster in the Wal-Mart poster bin" look. This is more of her schoolgirl, meet-me-after-practice, big boy- type of look. Still, very enchanting:

I've got eight words for nominee #2, and they will serve as the name of the look:

Look #2, the "wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow" look:

I've got sentimental ties to Look #3, considering the school whose outfit she is sporting (University of Georgia) is only a few kilometers from my hometown...even though I went to the rival school across the state:

Look #3, the "Newest member of UGA football team, and the team actually shows up for practice early this year" Look:

And the winner is.....

Oh, come on, I think it was fairly obvious here, and thanks for letting me judge! :

Congratulations Britney! That was my favourite look out of the three also.

We're back to the Britankus Awards, and we would normally say thank you for your patience, but we don't care because we are getting some serious revenue dollars from these Loreal and Revlon commercials!

Are you on vacation? 😕

i think britney is all right

Thanks babe_89. Nice to know someone on here doesn't hate her (and my) guts! lol
No, I'm not on vacation, but I wish I was!

Next category, please! I believe it's the "serenade outside window while serving crumpets and chips" category.

Who's was that? Yours or mine?

Oh, it's yours. The last one was one I did, which was Britney's best look. I have less to present than you do, so I was trying to keep it somewhat even.

Damn...those are all pretty tasty!

Welcome back to the Britankus 2006 Britney Spears Awards. Lets not waste any more time and get straight into the next award.

Song to Serenade Someone Outside Their Window

You Got It All
Born To Make You Happy
Everytime

And the winner is...........................

Born To Make You Happy!!!

Stands to reason really. You really don't want the person you are serenading to end up slitting their wrists, or developing a jealous streak for some ex you never told them about.................

Haha! Like the part about slitting the wrists! I mean, a recent survey said that 99.5% of all video watchers thought she was slitting her wrists in Everytime, so naturally it wouldn't be a good serenading song.

Okay, moving on to our next award, and it's a big one: Best Line

Here to present the award is none other than the two other actresses in Crossroads!!!! Here are Zoe Saldana and Taryn Manning!

Zoe: "Wow! I mean, wow!"
Taryn: "Wow! I never
Chris: "Look, you wannabe megastars, get to the awards before your 12 seconds of fame runs out for the second time."
Zoe: "Oh...Okay!"
Taryn: "Yeah, okay!"
Gilly: "Where's the hook? Pull these bloody oafs off of stage!"
*shoves Zoe and Taryn in trash compactor*

Okay, now that that's taken care of, here are the nominees for Best Line:
"Believe Me, You'll be looking for trouble if you hurt me; I can promise you." from What U See (is what you get)
"I'm sorry, just trying to live my life; don't worry, you're gonna be alright." from Cinderella
"Let's pretend that I moved on, then I'll tell myself that life goes on without you." from I Run Away

Can Cinderella go for the sweep?

And the winner, which I dedicate to a certain someone who is not afraid to hum the line whenever she's walking with a jealous man in a crowd, is...

"Believe Me, You'll be looking for trouble if you hurt me; I can promise you." from What U See (Is what you get)!

Congrats!

Poor old Taryn and Zoe. Their second chance - gone.

actually Britney is cool. She just makes wrong choices (likecough*kevin*cough) but she's an awesome singer. ✅

You'll get no arguments from me there! However, I did see a picture of them together the other day, and they did look really happy.

Sorry about my delay, but I'll be getting back to the awards (in particular "Worst Line," and you're up for Best Music) tomorrow!