seems like she has had enough of celebrity any way, and especially enough of the paparazzi-spin! oh, and she's about to lose her kids in court to trailer-trash K-Fed-Ex, so how big a blow to one's ego must that be??
she can't even go to rehab without being hounded by the papanazis, so of course, she bolts after 1 day... she goes back and tries again, and probably gets nervous when she hears about the liklihood of getting her hair tested to get a more-accurate idea of how extensive her drug-use and abuse has been, so she freaks out and bolts again, goes on another bender, comes down, calms down, and decides she can beat the system, like so many addicts think...
so, she gets buzzed... then she goes and does that to her hair ( 😉 ) and give rehab another shot, after more gentle persuasion from her mom and all her adoring fans (all the while the papnazis camp outside her front door, of course!)
if everyone would just leave her alone for 30 days, no press reports, no 24-hour Britney-watch at TMZ, no bald head or bald beaver blurbs, just let her chill for 30 days in peace, she might just be OK
since it is highly unlikely that she will be given a moment's peace until she meets Anna Nicole where ever she ended up, it's only a matter of time before that scenario plays itself out, to be exploited in equally trashy fashion by the same press that hounds her now
then, it's on to Dakota Fanning!! (sorry, just saw soin2cal's siggy!!)
those damn papanazi better leave Miss Fanning alone!!