Can you defeat an agent?

An agent aproaches you, and with no explanation does a roundhouse kick. What do you do?

Kick the $hit out of him!!!!!!!!!!!!

pull a pole out of the ground and jump in the air......

Rip his lips off and kick my ass with em. Then rip his tounge out and lick my balls with it. Then kick his ass.

now i think about it, i would get back up, and look to the stairs, turn back and run at him, kick off the wall and start shooting at each other, and we both miss
then the agent goes "you're empty..."
but he's wrong, and i blow his brains out 🙂
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i kick cookie @ss!!

take the hit joyfully, knowing that my belief that we really do live inside a computer program is true!!!

Wonder what kind of odd assimilation was going on if one of my own kind what hitting me. Hitting *on* me, however, that's a different story.

AI.

These are all very good. Now suppose The agent had asked you if you would have tea with him. Would you?

What would you do?

id be the only one alive with icon because i would of ran and pushed one of you on the ground grabed icon calld the operator of the Erinnyes and found an exit.. that is until ofcourse my training is complete and im ready to whoop up on them

but what about tea?

screw tea.. this isnt england

You saw right through me

England blows ass.

haha ur in trouble now.. so many people on here live in the UK... and im from the UK

You blow ass

Why don't we make ammends. Even though you drink tea all the time, I'm sure you must have some redeaming qualities.

Such as your respect for the matrix!

Say, do you know which thread it is that has the funny clips of the Matrix that are dubbed over?

first off newb.. dont speak of us blowing ass.. and tea is actaully good.. the iced kind preferably..