Can you defeat an agent?

trinity shot one 🙂

Ha, but he was distracted by Neo on the ground, and she didn't kill him, just killed the hosting body. 😉

But yeah, technically she defeated it.

If I was attacked by an agent. I would look all brooding and stuff, flip him off, and then turn and start screaming histerically as I ran for the closest way away from him. Then I would be shot in the back.

Originally posted by Captain REX
You're all forgetting that only Neo can kill Agents... 🙄

Unless, of course, you're using a ton of cheats on "Enter the Matrix." 😄

It's easy to defeat an agent w/o using cheats...

i would say"I'm the One,i can block all your moves."
Then i would try to do that with one hand and get killed.

If an Agent tried to attack me I would....

A) Tell him I paid my taxes and to leave me alone 😆

B) Run and get shot in the back

i would bash him over da head with a pan... and dont say i wasnt expecting the attack because 1. im a mdaman and im always expecting an attack... and 2. i always carry an extra pan whereever i go..... nah im jus kiddin... or am i... mwahhahahaha

"Float like a butterfly.
Sting like a bee.
Your hands can't hit
what your eyes can't see."

Muhammad Ali

actually, trinity technically only defeated the cheap OS theyre using...like i said earlier, those poor fools are probably running Windows Me and because its Windows, programs cant truly multi-task, therefor, trinity was able to blast that agent cause he cant multi-task 😄

NEVAR, bitches.

AI.

yes.i will prophesize the right time to strike and block the blows while doing so.*folds hands and closes eyes.*

Q. Can you defeat an agent?

A. no

Can I defeat an Agent?

Yes.

Don't think you can, know you can 😄

obviously none of you could defeat an agent....u gays are dumb.....only "the one" and seraph can, are you the one.......i dont think so......are you seraph....i think not......so, the answer is no one could defeat an agent...

Originally posted by Captain REX
Ha, but he was distracted by Neo on the ground, and she didn't kill him, just killed the hosting body. 😉

But yeah, technically she defeated it.

is this when she fell out the window?

because she ended up dead (back to life by neo - so the agent won)

must kill agents!

Anomaly, call me gay again and I will personally rip your head off and shit down your neck 😄

Don't think you can, KNOW you can. And yes, I will say again, I could beat an Agent, because I KNOW I can.

Originally posted by mook
is this when she fell out the window?

because she ended up dead (back to life by neo - so the agent won)

Rooftop scene in Part 1.

i guess The Anamoly doesnt believe in having fun...could anyone defeat an agent? no because an agent doesnt exist, it is, only a movie...but we're still allowed to have our fun damnit 😄

Originally posted by TeddyBear
These are all very good. Now suppose The agent had asked you if you would have tea with him. Would you?

What would you do?

I would Ask him: "how many lumps do you want?"

"ohhhh three or four"
*whips out ridiculously large sized novelty wooden mallot out of back pocket*

WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!