Can you defeat an agent?

That really sucks. It might have been worth the drive had I not already bought tickets somewhere else.

Oh well, if I'm ever in an area where it's showing in IMAX I'll see it.

hell yeah i can defeat an agent....what id do, is run in a circle, really damned fast while yelling out taunts and insults about his momma and i wouldnt stop until the program crashed because the machines are dumb enough to be running Windows ME 😛

God I hate Windows ME...

Back on topic, I think Hex's strategy is very interesting... 😖hifty:

Nice strategy Hex!

But what if it was Smith(who we all know runs XE)

as long as he's not running ANY Linux OS, then ill be okay, windows is no sweat 🙂

fair enough.

Now suppose he lands the kick before you can run your circles??

Then what are you going to do? Oh sh!t he's approaching!

*begins to run in circles*

yeah id make my circles go wider, then get tighter, and so on and so on he wouldnt land a kick, im too fast for that Shmoe :-P

OK

Care to have a showdown?

*Starts raining*

Hehe... do this in the Shootout Thread!

I'm already dead in that thread 🙁

Dude, everyone died 50 times there anyway! 😛

Yeah, but have you seen how I died? It's kinda a two in one death. But at least it leaves room for reencarnation.

Just go back... geez! 😛

Nobody's said anything there for a while.

yeah i glanced in there one time and thought it was lame, then i came back and there was like 7 pages so i decided not to post...

and i wouldnt have a showdown anyways...if an agent couldnt catch me, good luck 🙂

bite him on the ear like mike.

That's a good one, nobody's said that yet.

Hey I just thought of something, if you bit an Agent's ear off, then he turned back into a normall person(like if he died or something) would the person still have an ear?

i would shit my pants then faint 🙁

You're all forgetting that only Neo can kill Agents... 🙄

Unless, of course, you're using a ton of cheats on "Enter the Matrix." 😄