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If anyone needs convincing borrow a copy of the album and listen to "a man needs to be told", that'll do it.

I'll download it off Morpheus 🙂

does the word illegal mean anything to you

Yes it means that it is not allowed 🙂 😄

Finti, ever the generous and knowledgable sage, has struck again...

Yes, something should be done about this one......he knows too much. 😈

Indeed I am powerful as everybody has foreseen. 😈 and I know it all beside French

HHAAAA!!! His weakness!
Bring in the French People!

*French people swarm around finti and babble aimlessly at him*

Finti starts to hand out soaps, "if you add water to this soap bar you may clean yourselves, I know its a new thing and a bit scary, but please for our sake take a bath" 😈

*Calls the French anti defamation league*

That's why the French make so much perfume. 🤣

make it ok, but why dont they wear some? 😕 😎

My favorite scent is Armani's Auqa di Gio and then Hugo by Hugo Boss 😮‍💨

I use Jean Paul Gautiere and Azzaro and Jazz and 1867 and..... I dont remember any more at the moment. 🤣

Petrol!.......mmmmmmmmm.........petrol! What a scent! 😮‍💨

I think every man should have a bottle of Old Spice, it's a classic 😄

Yeah for the geriatric department in a Florida retirement resort. 😄

Florida, now that's a state that resembles a penis

😂
Every man should have a can of petrol.

Looks in the Filofax, hmmm a limp one maybe 😱