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Just got back from seeing 'The Others', it kicks major ass, classic horror flick 😮‍💨 Very scarrry....Booooooooo!!!!! 😱

I think it is fine that we use different meassure systems, why make it easy 🙄

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Everyone should make one up and stick to it. From now on I'm using the word "sheeps" instead of "miles".

I must quickly get out of my pad, hop into the lift, bounce into my automobile, fill up with petrol and be on my way to university for tea time. How's that for British? 😄

not quite gay enough. 😂 🤣 j/k

I've never used the word "hop" or "pad" before. 😄

I would say "I need to get out of the house, fill my motor up with petrol and get to Uni before lunch time".

Haggies for lunch? 😉

Tex why have you decided to be all brit all of a sudden. I mean I know our country is far better than texas but you are American for christ sake! Stop trying to be british!

Why you're both English speaking?

Ok Frenchy or is it Duchman.

I don't there is a person in the country who would seriously use 'Automobile' in a sentence unless they are talking about the AA (a car owner's association and breakdown service and the source of several thousand jokes about alcoholics).

Originally posted by Edna

Tex why have you decided to be all brit all of a sudden. I mean I know our country is far better than texas but you are American for christ sake! Stop trying to be british!

Now, I'm sure I know a good joke about her...

There will be no jokes about the Queen Mum today! Bless her soul! Now excuse me while I get pissed and have some fags

That last bit is certainly something you don't want to say in the States, eh?

I got that from Onslo on 'Keeping Up Appearances', my favorite show on tele!

Hmmm... not an unfunny show, exactly, but it is basically the same joke made in a hundred increasingly less distinctive ways...

I love Hyacenth and Emmit and Elizabeth and Rose and her sister Violet, the one with a mercedes, sauna and room for a pony! I like 'Keeping up Appearance' too, the old one, not the farm one. God, that one lady who was really hot in the old show got really old and fat!

Judge us not by that pants program, or we'll be forced to assume life in the states is just like "saved by the bell" or even "90210" - sheer annoying guffaw stuff by anyone's standards.

Has anyone been into a shop and listened to any of the tracks from "Wonderland" yet? I feel the topic has meandered enough!

No and I wont either. Monika wants me to by Nelly Furtado, The "Turn off the light" is ok, but an entire album of that stuff 😱 , Well I can buy it too her,but then she have to agree dont play it while I am in the house.
Democratic or what?, either my music or no music 😈