Improve your life here

Hey it's Florida, home of the old and retired 😂 🤣 😂 Well guys gotta go, class starts at 12:00.

bee good and study hard 🙄

Mmmm! Petrol! And don't forget the wet paint! Mmmm wet paint!

🙄

Well we know what to get Edna for Christmas. And I wouldn't mind some either. 🙂

Texas' Christmas gift for Edna: BLACK paint

"I wanna see it painted, painted black
Black as night, black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black
Yeah!" -
Rolling Stones

*paints Finti* 😱

"Paint...me right. Can you feel the heat in me tonight? Oh I, I'm the pearl...Paint your love all over my world."-

Roxette 😎 not aimed at you Tex 🙄

Than we need a LOT of paint

and petrol!

I know this is probably a stupid question, but is petrol the same as gasoline? 😕

good question......

Certainly is.

Sweettt!!!!! From now on, I am going to use the word petrol. 'Dad, give me your Texaco card, I need petrol!' 'Have you been to the petrol station lately? The prices are outrageous!' Oh, I like that word, petrol, petrol, petrol!!!!!!! 😄

Well, that's part 1 of your UK survival guide, Tex...

You know what else I like about you English people? You hardly use the word the. Like you say, I'm going to hospital, or I'm going to university, you never say the. In the US we always say the. From now on I am rebelling against the. 😮‍💨

So long as you don't think we use kilometres.

Oh that's one thing I dont like, metric system!!! (notice I didn't say the metric system, I just said metric system) 😮‍💨 You've just witnessed rebellion in action 😄 Well Ush gotta go, Going to see 'The Others' tonight, here it's scarry! Nighty nite! 🙂

Ok, bye... but we would use 'the' in that situation.