newsflash ;)

This just came in:
in Belgium, in the house of Yerssot, a bookshell came down:

Yerssot was asked by his mother to go to the attic with her to find out what can be trown away.
When they didn't payed attention, an old bookshell came down, Yerssot was able to hold it, but the boxes came down, not hitting his mother but Yerssot himself.

Luckily nobody got hurt, scratches and a little bit of blood was the result of the rebelic bookshell

See? Too much reading IS bad for you!

Glad you are ok.

The problem was that most of the books on the shell weren't read by me

See? Too much reading is bad for everyone ELSE as well!

Just so you know, yerssot, it's shelf.

whoeps!
shell is something TOTALLY different!
thanx ush, I'll keep that in mind!

No problem- I'll tell you this for nothing, your English is WAY better than my French...

My dangerously evil telekinetic mind powers are getting out of control 😉 😈

Could you hit me with cakes instead?

Mmmmmm... cakes...

Ush, stop drulling like Homer Simpson

(drools like Himer Simpson)

Try mentioning jelly to Edna and see the response you get.

*tries to get a mental picture of Edna*

Is now really the time to be discussing Edna's dodgy jelly tricks? 😱 😱 😱

Yeah, now she's away...

*In best Gareth from 4W&aF voice.*

Good Point!

Edna likes jelly and is good at making jelly. That's about it... oh, she prefers raspberry.

Hey, we're not accusing you of something

I was... 😈

Women and jelly, the possibilities are endless 😱 😮‍💨

no!
you have woman and jelley or jelley and woman 😄