newsflash ;)

the cowmilker?

Mike Tyson's a wimp 😈

making you a ... ??? 😄

Dont even try to rap Yersott, leave that to professionals, like me 😮‍💨

If YOU are a pro, I'm already worldchampion 😄

Yersott you aint no rappa! 😄

and I figured that out LONG ago!

I know

I knew you were going to say that

*In Sylvester Stallone Judge Dred voice* I'll be the judge of that

about me knowing? yeah right!

OK, lets get back on topic............So these books that fell on you, did they really hurt? 😈 😈

actually they did, got a cut in my arm...

Did it bleed alot? 😈

no, not really
a shame isn't it? 😈

Using reverse psychology are you? 🙄

Sorry, I should have realised that this was too difficult for you

😠

Ooohh... Texas is evil...

only on Wednesday's, every other day I'm just diabolical 😂