newsflash ;)

And your ride is a horse or maybe a mule. 😄

I go horseback riding every fall just outside San Antonio, but that's another story! No but seriously, I think Norway is beautiful, since the Olympics I've been hooked, I will visit someday! Just not that dump Stavanger 😛

*runs and hides* Tex, you have arised the Wraith of Finti. Worse than the Wrath of Khan.

Much worse. A tip: watch the horns.

Well small boys must burn themselves before they respect the fire. Until then they play around with it.
Pulls the plug in the Dutch dijks, time to get your feet wet cheese boy 😈

Finally you do something good finti

*YAWN* 🙄

You should have bargained Tex. Last mistake you'll ever make. My best guess is you'll end up in the Sarlaac pit now.

testify!!
starts humming

I don't think finti is gonna waste time with a trial, yerssot. Just open the trap door, let the Rancor play with him.

Rancor? no!
first an ice-creature of Hoth and then the Sarlacc, IF he surveys that we trow in the Rancor 😈

I am judge ,jury and the executor. Just like a Norse king is suppose to be. Totally in charge of everything, divine rights of a King 😄 😈 😈

I doubt you will bother pillaging Texas.

finti:
so?
I'm GOD, I created you, I can destroy you!

We dont need sand

😂 😂 Nobody cuts through the felgercarb like finti.

Oooh look, a cow... that'll be handy back in the fjords...

Well Yerssot you will learn that I am not a beliver in God, in any forms. But I think the world s gonna be dissapointed knowing THEIR God is actually Belgian.
now where is the BIG BANG thing I heard 🙄

Finti will believe in God when I send him to meet his maker 😈

My mother and father