spiderman,er manspider movie,a piece of crap film
Man this movie sucked,what a piece of crap garbage of a film.Honestly,this movie looked like it was written by a 5 year old at times.Not surprising though since they were such morons to make a movie about my hero and give him organic webshooters.I knew if they allowed that,then they would allow OTHER stupid crap also.Seriously,this movie should have been called MANSPIDER.it TOTALLY betrayed his character. 😠
the good points of the film.
the actors were great.J K SIMMONS AS JJJ WAS JAMESON brought to life from the comics.William defoe was amazing as NORMAN OSBORN.The mirror scene was really cool.I had my doubts about tobey mcguire as peter parker at first because I dont like his voice at all,but he surprised me.He was a good Peter,just a bad spiderman.He did not talk the way you would expect spidey to sound.THAT spidey had a GREAT voice.aunt may and uncle ben were great.the only actor I really thought was weak was a JAMES FRANCO AS HARRY OSBORN.
THE special effects were amazing,especially the oscorp building.That was awesome.I also loved the scenes of him webslinging through the city.
I really liked watching him dodge those goblin razors,that was well done the way they showed it in slow motion.I always assumed spidey could dodge machine gun fire because he saw bullets come at him in super slow motion the same way we can easily see a softball come at us in slow motion and easily able to get out of the way of it.Or like how superman saw things in slow motion also.
the opening sequence and credits was awesome and gave me hope that I might actually eat my words that the movie would suck.Kirsten dunst was very pretty as MJ,especially in the rain scene.HEE HEE. 🙂
I was also glad to see spidey FINALLY portrayed correctly showing how strong he truely is when they had him hold the cable car,something that you never saw in the spidey cartoons or live action tv show where they made him into a wuss getting beat up by ordinary human beings all the time.
I also liked how his spider sense was portrayed,when it warned him in plenty of time to avoid flash hitting him. and oh,those wrestler girls were gorgeous. 🙂
THE BAD POINTS OF THE FILM.
can you say organics? man what a moron idea to begin with,that was so stupid to give him organics and turn him inot a manspider monster with those idiotic organics.hollywood only wanted to make their own liitle version is why they gave him organics.they just wanted to do something new and different with him by raping to death this great character.the thing that is so stupid about the organics,is if he got the powers of a spider,the webbing would shoot out of his ass for god sakes,no way would they be able to shoot out of hiswrists for great long distances of all things.thats just not logical.Apider spins its webbing in the back end of its body,and those hairy claws,whats up with that? boy that was so gross seeing him shoot webbing out of his wrists polluting the streets with body fluid.You lose so much without the mechs and getting to see him create the webfluid.I totally took away his scientific genius which was NEVER demonstrated.You also have to deal with the fact that a spiders webbing doesnt dissolve for weeks at times,guess the whole city of new york is going to be polluted now. 😮
then the even bigger sin-THE GREEN GOBLIN COSTUME.that costume was so laughable looking and dumb it looked more like an alien from space than a damn goblin.that was insulting that we saw only his real mouth move when he talked,and his goblin mouth never moved,man what a joke.
then there was the spider biting him walking off without dying,guess were going to have lots of spidermen swinging around town now.how stupid.
then there is the character of mary jane.david koepp the screen writer obviously was lied to by somebody or something,because he got her character confused with gwen stacy because he turned her character into gwen stacy practically.MJ is suppose to be an airhead and stuck up,instead they made her into the nice,kind,sweet girl GWEN STACY is Just like the 90's cartoon did. 😠 where was the party girl from the comics? except hearing her say HEY TIGER! I felt like I was looking at gwen stacy on the screen.
then there was that stupid cable car moment where MJ grabs on the railing after falling.yeah like some normal girl is going to pull that stunt.
I also hated the fact that we never heard peter think to himself.sorry narration and hearing thoughts are two totally different things.You cant have a spiderman movie without hearing his thoughts,with supes and bats,no problem,bus spidey is a different case.That was one thing I rreally liked about the 90's cartoon was how they brilliantly had peter think to himself in that show.I wanted to hear him say things like-SHOULD I AKS MJ OUT,WHAT IF SHE SAYS NO,I'LL LOOK STUPID,NO I BETTER NOT.
I ALSO hated the fact that he was never wisecracking like spidey is suppose to when hefights.man,spidey NEVER shuts up when he fights baddies!!!!!
I also hated the fact that BETTY AND ROBBIE werent even introduced and only had avout 30 seconds of screentime.man what bullcrap.
I also got to mention,like I said,at first,I had hopes for the film,that was quickly replaced with that corny diolouge of YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM,YOU SURE YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM? to the end of WHO AM I,IM SPIDERMAN.then swinging off hanging on to the flagpole.dumb and corny.this isnt macgyver or magnum pi for crying out loud!!!!!!!!!!!
Then theres that retarded cafeteria scene whgere everybody saw him shoot out his webbing and drag the tray,then ho goes out and does all these spectacular backflips and punches flash thompson sending him flying over 100 feet through the air across the floor which is humanly impossible to do.Lets see,this occurs,then a guy displays the same uncanny abilites comes along a few months later,even a dork like flash thompson would easily put two and two together,geez waht moron came up with that part? also,too bad the goblin costume damaged defoes great performance as osborn,his performance would have been even MORE awesome with the right costume.
It was also stupid how during the ring fight how his spidey sense inexplicably failed to warn him that he was going to get hit with the chair at that time,he should EASLIY have dodged that.Not to mention that the chair should not have even hurt him since he has super strength now.
I also did not like that he got to say good bye to uncle ben like he did instead of never being able to say good bye to him like in the comics.
Then there was him letting the burgler go for a different reason,because he was mad at the promoter instead of being full of himself and having thoughts like-WHY SHOULD I GET INVLOVED,IM NOT A COP.I hated how it turned his reason inot not helping him in the first place to a total different reason for not helping him.In the comic,it showed that he was being full of himself,where in the movie,it was olny because he was mad at the promoter,how dumb.also take inot account,that the promoter later saw peter with his mask off after displaying spider abilities in the ring 🙄 yep,the writers goofed big time and dropped the ball on this one.But not surprising since they made spiderman into manspider instead. 😠 way to go sony,screwing up a great character.