Kill the person above u!

Might as well add Dogbert to that list, he's causing as much as a problem as the other two.

Sets Vampy's hair on fire 😈 and swipes her legs out from under her with a broom. Then I dump a gallon of Pledge on her and dust her within an inch of her life. Then I pour Draino down her throat, and then shove a toilet brush down her thoat. Finally, I cut her arms off and beat her to death with them. creative enough for ya, FvJ? 😄

did ye just do what i think ye did? BURNT MY HAIR?

So i take a HUGE black rubber d*ck from the sex shop and beat ye to death with it...

lord soth i thought u were the sensible one........

takes jason vs freddy and takes out his intestines then whips him with them then i get some ants and pour them into your open chest then i use it as a toilet then i pour gasoline in there and you go BOOM! (again)

and vamp how did u get the bottom of ur sig to move?

eww!

now gets f vs. j and takes his balls off and smacks him in the eye then when he goes to school kids will ask "who gave you that black eye?" and then you can say "...........my balls attacked me.............."

Shuves freddy vs jason's head up an elephants ass, then feeds the elephant x lax, after a few minutes it begins to feel the effects, so freddy vs jason goes flying out of its ass along with 400 lbs of shit, so freddy vs jason dies because he was crushed by 400 lbs of shit

lol^

slaps slipknot. surgically removes his kidneys until he dies.

uh... nobody wants to kill me anymore *sob sob* what are ye now? gentlemen? mwahahah...

anywho... i cut hockeys legs off with my axe and then i put a grenade in his mouth and his head explodes. like, haha!

Shoots tranqus into vampiree so shes paralized, and while shes paralized I crazy glue he lips and nostrils toghether, so she suffocates in a bad way,and then lights her hair on fire, Ah ha AH ha AHHHHHH!!!

Sets slipknot on fire

I then get some sharp, jagged glass, stick it in Lord Soth's open mouth then push it deep into his brain. Then I rip open his stomach with another and tie his intestines to a nearby lampost, leaving him for the rats.

Why do ye all want to burn my hair? *sob sob*

anywho...i call for my mate, gimli and he cuts LSZ's head with his KICKASS AXE!!!!!

No!! I got killed by a dwarf.....

Anyway I slowly rip the skin of Vampiree's face (being careful not to touch the hair), cave in her skull with a brick then stake her through the heart.

😂 so then i call for legolas and he talks about his manicure and perfect hair for SO LONG that finally ye die from hunger, being bored or just yer head explodes

No!! I got killed by Orlando Bloomhead.

For that I will break every bone in Vampiree's body, rip her eyes out, stamp on her face hang her from a tree and continously fire arrows into her until she dies

hah! nobody touched my hair! 😖hifty: hehe ye got killed by Ploomie the narssist 😈

so i get gambit to blow ye up!

I don't mind being killed by gambit.

I then use a sledgehammer to crack your ribs, then I shove a flamethrower down your mouth and fire ( .......oops, I didn't mean to write that pun)

so I castrate ye and then i cut yer head off with my chainsaw

This is for the castration.............

First of all I grab Edward Furlong, split his baby head open with a serrated axe, pull out his ribs with my bare hands, break his kneecaps, dissolve the only evidence that he his a man in acid and leave you trapped in a dark cellar with the mangled remains.