Kill the person above u!

Started by Vampiree143 pages

*gasp* FURLONG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bastard... so first i cut yer feet off then i pour the acid all over yer stomach and chest and while ye suffer i chop yer feet and make ye eat them (mwahahahaa) and then i jujst ... dunno... shot ye in the head?

I then rip out Vampiree's precious hair set it on fire then shoot her in the face. Before that I travel back in time and.........

.........grab Edward Furlong, split his baby head open with a serrated axe, pull out his ribs with my bare hands, break his kneecaps, dissolve the only evidence that he his a man in acid and leave you trapped in a dark cellar with the mangled remains.

I. Hate. Ye.

So then i have a terrible headache so I just point to lsz and say 'f*cking die' and he dies cuz i'm so powerful! hahahaha. hahahah! haha. ha.

blows up vampiree in exactly 3498352795723943928450283 pieces.

Knocks h0ck3y out, then revives him, knocks him out, revives him, etc. (repeat 73.56 times). Then I revive him for the final time, takes a fish hook (a la I Know What You Did Last Summer) and shoves it into his neck. And then I set the body on fire (along with Vampy's hair 😈 )

*coughcough bastard coughcough*

So then I take one of my many zippos i put ye in a pot with oil and then i lit the fire and start to boil ye alive... like, haha hahaha ha!

*Strangles Vampiree*

shoots rebel

Drops a tv on Vampiree's head from a hotel window

😂 chokes slash with bubble gum

Says sumthing very witty and funny (no, cant think what it is yet...) and makes Vampiree laugh to death

😂 says: slashwristbarbi, i am yer father

and she dies from shock

I decide to vent my wrath of life in general on Vampiree's ass. Calling on unnamed powers I transform, the skys darken the Earth heaves and the shell of Lord Ryugen shatters, in his place stands the terrible LORD HENTAI!!! first I trap Vampiree with my 'Cum to me nets' I then impale her up the ass with my 'Lance of Longness' then I shove one of my patented 'Stained Panty grenades' into her stomach blowing her into the air. Finally I reavel my ultimate weapon reaching into the dark vortex of my pants I pull out the 'Ultimate Dildo Cannon Mark 3.0.' Gathering all the smut from teenagers minds I unleash a pure white blast scattering her to the winds.

and then i shoot him in the head.

and then i shoot him in the head.

i'm a she ye dickwheel...
and then i bite yer head off

i get yer hair then i set yer fing hair on fire then i get ur bald ass and rub my magic stick on it then it makes ur head get bigger then it pops but i find no brain in yer head

STOP MOCKING ME!!!

then i cut YER feet off and stick them in YER mouth and watch YE bleed until YE die...

then i take YER mouth and open it wide then i make u gag on some fat mans titty milk then YER chocking then i laugh as YeR in pain so then i piss in ur mouth then i take a diareah in there and fush it down YER Fuc|(ing mouth!

Here we go again.....😠

chops off MM's hands and feet, and then straps him to a bull's-eye and uses him as a dart board