Kill the person above u!

Started by Vampiree143 pages

mm i officially tell ye to SCREW YERSELF

so then i pour gasoline all over sothy and lit him and watch him burn

I paper-cut Vampiree to death

and then i strangle lsz with bubble gum

I punch into Vampiree's stomach, reach in and snap her spine. Drain her blood and sell it on Ebay

and then i beat the crap outta ye using my spiked bracelets as knuckle-dusters

I then wrap your hair round your neck and choke you with it

it's not sooooo long.... 😂 then i choke ye with yer dick... don't ask how... 😄

😑 😑 😑

.....Anyway I cleave your head into two parts with an axe then torch the rest.

ye asked for it... i get legolas to shoot dozens arrows in yer chest and then he finishes ye breaking yer neck, mwahahahah....

Stop hiding behind Legolas...you wimp....

I shoot an arrow in each of your eyes then lead you off a cliff.

i'm not hiding! and i'm not a wimp ye ratbag! anywho... so then i take my kickass sword and cut yer legs off and watch ye bleed and then i cut yer arms off and in the end i pour acid all over yer head

I trap you in an oven and cook yer. Wimp!

yer a wimp! and then i boil ye in hot oil...

No you are!!

And then I rip your neck open with barbed wire and pour acid down it.

ye are! and then i make barbequed LSZ

You are!

and I rip your arms out of your sockets and then hang you from a tree until your neck snaps

ye are!

and then i rip yer insides out and make ye eat them

you are!!

I shove your face into the propeller of a plane then throw in a pit full of fiery stakes.

ye are!
then i poison ye with laudanum

you are!!

then I inject cyanide into your face