Funny quotes

I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb

where the hell is dave.....this thread was for him 😠

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest

somebody is just copying these off a site

😛 yeh well u must be referring to me since NO ONE ELSE is posting here now......😂

that was my own one!

btw most of the first page was my own ones but then i ran out so....😗

mine was all my own thanks 😛

omg i jus turned forum master! haha woohoo!

👿 N.O. 😒

wierd, ive only got 2193 posts.....

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic

Men are like roses, watch out for pricks!! 🙄

😄

🙁 what about me?

aww MM...no not you!!

but here is another one of men:

''Men are like parking spaces, good ones are taken and the only free ones are too far away or disabled''

hehe

😄 thats a funny one.....

😄 *hugs lil*

*hugs back* 😊

👿 *tickles*

bump

*giggles from tickeling* 😖 ages ago