Funny quotes

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bLooMiLiCioUs The Vampire Anoushka

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Matrix_man The One

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Here is one that i think...is just Tex all over...馃槇

''Any ass can fart an opinion''

馃槀 man, im so funny somethimes!!

Matrix_man The One

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i saw this one ages ago on a website...and its me..

''Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain'' 馃槜

bLooMiLiCioUs The Vampire Anoushka

馃槚hifty:

Matrix_man The One

haha....thats fine with us guys!

bLooMiLiCioUs The Vampire Anoushka

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lil bitchiness -

馃槚hifty: is it now.....pffft, guys!

Matrix_man The One

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The One Himself Dude, where is my car?

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."

Emo Philips.

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OH MY GOD,YOUR SIG IS BEYONG HILARIOUS!!!!!!! 馃槀

bLooMiLiCioUs The Vampire Anoushka

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Shut up brain or i'll stab you with a Q-tip!! -Homer! 馃槃

Dirty Vader Senior Member

"A cookie a day keeps the wookie away!"

Matrix_man The One

*ralph voice* my cats breath smells like cat food

mailedbypostman I'm just a messenger.

if you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer?

mailedbypostman I'm just a messenger.

If you attempt to fail, and suceed, which one did you do?

mailedbypostman I'm just a messenger.

There are 3 peopl in this world, those who can count, and those who can't. I am one of them.

Matrix_man The One

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