"Oh, that..... (I assume this has something to do with last night......)"
Oh...oh it's on like Donkey Kong now, Thael.
You can't say that and expect not to tell or reveal. TELL TELL TELL!
(Don't really care, just trying to pressure you into self-embarassment, thus resulting in a good laugh for me. Funny? Yes. Selfish?.....Yes)
-AC
Pull up a chair, I got a story to tell.
Jimbo and Larry went hunting. They rented an RV, found a nice camp spot, and went out .
A few hours later, Larry says, "Hey man, I gotta let loose a big one." "Alright," says Jimbo, "looks like we're not getting anywhere anyway. Go on ahead and I'll meet you back at the RV soon." And off Larry goes to take a shit.
Larry couldn't hold on until he got to the RV though, so he hung his ass over a log and just started splattering all over the place. Biggest shit of his life. He was exhausted, and fell asleep, with his ass still hung over the log.
Meanwhile, Jimbo gets lucky. He shot himself a deer, and was dragging it back to the RV, when he saw Larry, sound asleep. "Oh man, I'm gunna have me some fun", he mutters.
Jimbo guts the deer and shoves all of it's organs under Larry's ass. He then drags it back to the RV and hangs it up, to lbleed it out and tighten the muscles. After he's done, he goes inside and decides to nap.
About an hour later, Jimbo is awoken by a bloodcurdling scream, "Oh shit!" he exclaims, forgetting what he had done to his buddy. He runs outside and sees Larry white as snow, as if he had just seen a ghost. "What the hell happened!?" asked Jimbo.
"I fell asleep while taking a shit and I must have crapped out my intestines, but by the grace of God and a greasy stick, I got them back in!"