...And so Arachnoid Freak, with his belongings wrapped in a polkadot hankerchief on the end of a stick, walked the lonely digi-roads of KMC forum, making up stories in a last ditch desperation attempt to get a sig quote.
Alpha Centauri, who already had two, sat by the side of the road whilst pointing, laughing and saying "Hahaha. Lookatcha."
-AC
Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
Pull up a chair, I got a story to tell.Jimbo and Larry went hunting. They rented an RV, found a nice camp spot, and went out .
A few hours later, Larry says, "Hey man, I gotta let loose a big one." "Alright," says Jimbo, "looks like we're not getting anywhere anyway. Go on ahead and I'll meet you back at the RV soon." And off Larry goes to take a shit.
Larry couldn't hold on until he got to the RV though, so he hung his ass over a log and just started splattering all over the place. Biggest shit of his life. He was exhausted, and fell asleep, with his ass still hung over the log.
Meanwhile, Jimbo gets lucky. He shot himself a deer, and was dragging it back to the RV, when he saw Larry, sound asleep. "Oh man, I'm gunna have me some fun", he mutters.
Jimbo guts the deer and shoves all of it's organs under Larry's ass. He then drags it back to the RV and hangs it up, to lbleed it out and tighten the muscles. After he's done, he goes inside and decides to nap.
About an hour later, Jimbo is awoken by a bloodcurdling scream, "Oh shit!" he exclaims, forgetting what he had done to his buddy. He runs outside and sees Larry white as snow, as if he had just seen a ghost. "What the hell happened!?" asked Jimbo.
"I fell asleep while taking a shit and I must have crapped out my intestines, but by the grace of God and a greasy stick, I got them back in!"
hysterical
Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
Laugh all you want Alpha, but Mr. Bokbagok and I know that we're funny! *grasps giant goth chicken by the wing, and walks to the bar* C'mon Mr. Bokbagok, I'll get us some drinks.Bartender, gives us one of everything.
wait, arent i a bartender here? god damn! i hope no one noticed i havent come to work since about a month ago, better not parade the fact around
cheers cheers!