The Gentleman's Club

thanks for that piece of information that would totally **** everything up.... now i have to buy her a real souvenir

how about a PS 2? its not a souvenir, but who cares?

I suggest something from a fetish shop. New York has great fetish shops. Don't ask.

I stayed in Times Square when I went to NY. The amount of actual porn cinemas was astounding, then I discovered that unlike here, you guys have porn superstores hahaha.

Gotta love Times Square. Lived up to every bit of hype that I imagined it would.

Love that city.

-AC

Porn SUPERSTORES?

Oh my god that is sad...

i live in new york, i know about the porn :drool: i love this city

Wiggles, you have a gf?
If so, why in GOD'S NAME do you need the porn?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I stayed in Times Square when I went to NY. The amount of actual porn cinemas was astounding, then I discovered that unlike here, you guys have porn superstores hahaha.

Gotta love Times Square. Lived up to every bit of hype that I imagined it would.

Love that city.

-AC

I've lived here my whole life, and I'm still not tired of it. I don't think I ever will be. This city is GREAT. The only thing that gets me is the cold, but that's winter. Gotta deal with it.

Once I was just finished touring an art school i might go to, and my friends and I got lost(big city, you understand) and we ended up in the smuttiest alleyway I've ever seen. 😆 Porno shops are a blast.

(shakes head sadly.)

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
"Weren't you doing that the first time you came in here? Did you ever get down??"

*Webs Syren's mouth shut and shakes fist*

Quietttttt.

-AC

*Casually tosses arm up over her head, peppering the rafters with costume darts. Simultaneously fixes herself a Rusted Nail with costume tendrils, then retracts them into the black leather dress which her symbiote is impersonating*

Damn Spiders.

*Alpha, upset by Fever's inexplicable need to ruin his Spider-Man game, decides he is now The Silver Surfer. Disintegrates Fever*

Damn symbiotes.

-AC

*Pile of ashes pulls itself upright. Makes bending motions as if examining itself. Shrugs.*
How'd I ruin it? Anyway, Surfer, your "impenetrable" shield didn't work so well at containing Carnage- in fact, it dissapated without mention- so I expect this effect to last about that long.
*Pile of ashes inches up onto barstool*
Glass of water. Gosh, I'm dry.

spiders are icky...

*Pile of ashes perks up.*
Hi, FoXXXy.
*Waves a clump of itself*

....

why are you a pile of ashes?!?

*Pile of ashes begins gesturing dramatically and speaking in a rustling whisper*
__I was disintegrated by AC. In Warner Brothers cartoons, when Marvin the Martian uses his Disintegretor Gun, the target ends up an animated pile of ashes.
__Little help here? Mind pouring that glass of water out on me?

Oh yeah I remember that!

Funny stuff!

sure thing

*pours glass of water on the pile of ashes*

*With a popping sound, pile of ashes expands into a wet Fever Red.*
Thank-you, my hero!
*Hugs FoXXXy*

you're welcome

droolio

Well, it's bed-time for Fever.
Do I get a kiss?