The Gentleman's Club

Hello all....*looks around

howdy-o!

you the bar tender today Spear?

Hmmmm have to tell the bartender a joke...it's good luck to do so in a new pub.

Akhem...

Tim, Ray and Alan were talking in the pub. Ray and Alan were talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remained quiet.

After a while, Ray turned to the Tim and said, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

Tim said, "I'll tell you -- just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

Ray and Alan were amazed. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked.

Tim took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, "She said, "Get out from under the bed and fight like a Man".

🙂 Jamesons thanks bud...

bartender? 😕 aint me. but i nick drinks all the time. (you shoulda known, syren.)

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
well, here's a note for syren

SORRY, BUT I CAN'T WORK TONIGHT BABE. SOMETHING CAME UP.

OH, AND IF SCOTT COMES IN TELL HIM I WANNA SEE HIM 😖hifty:

😠

Goddamnnit!

Jeez, no dancing? What WILL I do??

I know, I'll get drunk, raving drunk.........

🍺

Raving drunk ehy... sounds like a plan.

Originally posted by §pearhead
bartender? 😕 aint me. but i nick drinks all the time. (you shoulda known, syren.)

*shrugs drunkenly*

's okaaaay........ KMC money'sh magic, it jusht doeshn't run out........

Mmmm....no bartender? Then I'll be the bartender!!!

Originally posted by Peloquin
Raving drunk ehy... sounds like a plan.

*pats bar stool and nearly falls off own*

C'mere you..... get pished wiff me, is easy when ur the Bossh, shimple..........

shplendid! lets get blendid !

Weyheeeey!!!

Dregh'sh here, lookey lookey........ 😆

Heeeello honey, I'm drunk, sho it would be veeeery good if you could maybe sherve the drinksh, perhapsh??

line em up bartender, me and da boshh are hittin it hard today..or ish it tonight?

Alright , what do you want............................sh?

Originally posted by Peloquin
shplendid! lets get blendid !

You'sh takin the pish??

Outta the way I'm shpeakin??

Thatsh not very nice, now ish it?? You know, I reckon I could prolly kick your ash matey boy!!

*gets up from bar stool slowly and trips over, landing on butt*

Oopsh.........

errrmmm whatsh a good drink...can you make a (hickup) quick phuck?

Originally posted by Dregh
Alright , what do you want............................sh?

ACTUALLY laughed out loud at that.........

Anyway.......

*tries to get off floor, fails miserably, and lays back down again*

*goes to the other side of the counter*
*helps syren to stand up*
Are you okay?

*laughs and points at bosh...you need another drink.

Again, does anyone have any diahorrea and constipation cures? I know that elite clubs do have them ready 🙁

*looks drunkenly up at Peloquin*

Heeeeello sweetie....... you wanna join me down here?

*looks at floor*

Lovely lovely floor......... *sighs and turns over onto front, kicking legs up in air like Playboy Bunny Girl*