The Gentleman's Club

Originally posted by shaber
Again, does anyone have any diahorrea and constipation cures? I know that elite clubs do have them ready 🙁

Ahahahaha!!!

Diahorrea?? Funny word...... who'sh got the sh!tsh???

Sweet, im the only undrunk person here. and if kofmaster were here with me, this place wouldnt be standing much longer. 🙂

*nah I'm good ere the floorss dirthy (hickup)

ahhh phuck it... *falls off chair.

I'm undrunk also.
And , If you burnt the Gentlemen club , you would have problems...

That's a well known fact though. 🙂

Shorry §hpear........

Um, would you like a drink??

We alsho got shum Viagra, um and shum laxativsh.......

How about a headache pill then 🙁

*points at roof

Hey babe...when didshhh you getsh the spinning roof..roof who the hell made up that word...roof, roof. *barks out roof like a dog for a while.

😑 er...no, thats alright. 🤪

Viagra! who needs that sheeeeet!! your better than viagrahhh any day (hickup) babe. *Smiles drunkenly at syren.

*notices peloquin falling on floor next to her*

*looks at him, slightly cross-eyed*

Heeey shugar, fanshy sheeing you down here....... where've you been all my life...... 😂

You both need some sleep , I don't think you will be able to dance tonight like that , Syren.

The roof, the roof, the roof ishon fiy-ahhh!!!!

*looks at Pyro*

Um, not lit...lit....litrally...... um not really......

Doesn't anyone have any pain killer?

aw...you sure? it can be arranged. 🙂

*walks back in and looks at syren and pel* am i missing somthing?

*gives shaber a pain killer*
There you go.

thashh it!! *stands up falls, stands up again.

Bartender... (hickup) sí beberemos mucho tequila!!

OI!

Dregh, you cheeky shod, I can dansh, eashily.....watch thish......

*ets up slowly, teetering a little and walks over to the stage*

*puts on mexican hat

*eyes off worm

Little squirmyy bashtard