The Gentleman's Club

Originally posted by Peloquin
thashh it!! *stands up falls, stands up again.

Bartender... (hickup) sí beberemos mucho tequila!!

Did I hear the wordsh tequila??

Uh-hu, uh-hu uh-hu uh-hu...........

*looks at everyone then walks behind bar*

*jumps on stage holding bottle of tequila*

WooHoo!!!!

💃

hahaha *stands next to Syren with arm around her

Tequila!! Do doo doo doo doo do *starts to do drunken versionof tequila dance just made up.

i can't believe this *looks at the bottle of tequila* oh i see

*sigh...* Jack D over here, mate...

MORE ALCOHOL!!!!

*jumps off stage and falls flat on face*

😆

*laughs hysterically then puts hand up to nose to find it streaming with blood*

Oh dear, but I can't feel it.........

Um Pel??

I thinksh I maaaay be a little bit hurted........

*whispers into Syrens ear
yer da bosh...lets make em do a kongo line (hickup) it'll be phummyy (hickup) *swings bottle wildly in air

*laughs a little then throws syren a box of tissues*

*gives Syren my mexican hat. here ya go thish ll fix ya right up.

*grabs tissue from bar*

There we goooo......

*stuffs a piece up each nostril*

Shorted.......

sholid babe

*starts making coffee* you guys are gonna have some terrible hangovers

*puts Mexican hat on*

WooHoo!!!

*does funky chicken dance, looking more like a drunky hick*

*lets coffee run and takes seat and watches with amusement*

*bops past peloquin, backwards*

Pel, did I ever tell you that I lovesh you??

*looks down at huge rock on finger*

Buuut, I'm a married woman, no sh!t, sho I can't akshully shleep with you, but I sho would..........

Wow...you guys are wrecked. G'luck to yall tomorrow mornin.

spear can i get you a drink just no tequila

*sniffs air*

Ooooh, coffee, can i have a coffee??

*realises what she's saying*

Noooo, akshully, more tequila!!

*sings*

Tequila, she makesh me happy, she makesh me happy where the sun don't shiiiine.........

Um, no, thatsh wrong....... *giggles*