The Gentleman's Club

thatsh not how you kongo...*stands up to demonstrate.

You move one leg out first and say 'chahh shahh cha' *wobbles but holds it. and the other leg goes out there *points to across room
*falls flat on face.

La la la la laaaaa!!

*sits on edge of stage*

Shoooo, when ish the danshin gonna shtart??

Seen as how I leave the hangovers for the weekends...I think a sammy lite for now, and I'll try to make sure it dun get out of hand.

yea as for me i don't get drunk *gets spear his order* there ya go so which one do you think will pass out first

lifts head up from floor.. I loveshhh you too babe. yer an angel *head too heavy and falls back to the floor with a thud

Hmm...I'm thinkin sy, but I wouldn't bet on it.

*picks pel up and puts him in seat at bar* you ok?

Thingsh will not get out of hand in my Club!!

Not while I'm here!!

*has idea*

Hey, I'm gonna be a Bounsher!!!

*grabs black coat and shades from back room*

Yeah...... 😎

*grabs bottle of Jack and stands menacingly, if a little wobbly, next to door*

Bartender is back everybody!!
*goes behind counter*

*springs up from floor

I got a great phucken idea (hickup) goes over to bar stool, sits for a moment and tries to remember how he got there.

*looks at dregh* syren hire ya? and pel do you need some coffee?

*realise Dregh just passed her*

I'm a sh!te Bounsher!!

*gives up and sits next to Pel at Bar*

Shooo, howsh life treting you then??

*sighs*

I hate life, it shucks assh, coz people alwysh thinkin they can get one over on you, that they're better then everybody elsh, when all they really are..ish.....other peoplesh, you know??

You ppl will have such a hangover tomorrow.

wait a second...do you need bouncers?

Thatshh right!! *looks around for Syren

Hey (hickup) where did she go?

*reaches into pocket and pulls out mushroom.

Letsh spike da beer with shome mussy juice *waves mushroom about in the air

i know, they're trashed

Yo Pel...

*nudges body next to her*

Hey, you shtill alive dude?? *laughs* Oh my God!!

God?? He'sh an asshwipe, he never anshers my prayersh, sho I think I'm gonna become and Athean, no, an Atheillist, nooo, aha, an Alien.........

Mushys??

*eyes light up*

Put it in here......

*offers Pel her tequila bottle*

Peloquin?

*starts pouring coffee*