The Gentleman's Club

Sup..im fine...drinkin sth 😆

I'm not going to go for that hook.

*reaches behind bar for stash of goodies.

off to ride the white line I think.

I drink the same thing over and over again.

what's in it?

Cockroach poison

Think I'll make myself a shot...

*grabs Kahlua, Bailey's and Midori.

*mixes perfectly leaving 3 layers, nice green band in the middle.

Here's to bunnies...*downs shot.

Originally posted by Dregh
Cockroach poison

Ok so from that am I to take it you are a roach? or do they just like to hang out with you? Hell it could just be the taste but I doubt that. Each to their own I guess.

Well no one here,

*gets up on stage with guitar, thrashes out some licks.

*Finishes 4 hour solo. Smashes guitar...jumps up and down on it for a bit.

I need a drink.

hey can I get in on this convo?

Originally posted by Punker69
hey can I get in on this convo?

You mean the one I've been having with myself...sure.

*hops behind bar.

Can I get ya a drink?

We make all kinds here.

what exactly is this place?

Originally posted by $¥®€Ñ
This club is for the elite. The ladies we employ are the most stunning, luxurious creatures on the face of the planet. For a price, they will twist, writhe and shake their beautiful bootys to any music. Enter, and live out your wildest fantasies. We are clean, sexy and promise to show you a good time. Anyone will be admitted, but be careful, the ladies are not all quite as they seem. we serve a multitude of refreshments, order ANYTHING your heart desires.

Well this is what the Boss wrote about the place. It's been a little quiet of late. Now days it's more just a bar to hang out at.

OH so what do I do?

Ahhh ermm, well I guess you stand there and ask what to do. Most just come in grab a drink and chat away. On the occasion a lady will hop up on stage and entertain.

It's a roll playing type bar....

*stands behind bar cleaning glasses with towel.

COOL!
*orders a milk*
*waits for lady*

Originally posted by Punker69
COOL!
*orders a milk*
*waits for lady*

A milk...a...milk. You're sitting in a strip club...basically alone apart from a bartender and you order a milk!

Sounds good, I'll grab the cookies 🙂

*Gets in and puts on a bartender suit* How can I help you?

*looks over at Beast in his bartender suit.

*looks at my bartender suit.

We might have a prob here. 🙂

*takes out white glove and slaps Beast in the face with it.

Challange!!