The Gentleman's Club

*Watches*

*hands beast the white glove

Here man you can use mine.

*takes a glove and slaps Peloquin with it* Challenge accepted

Exellent!

Shall we say verbal insult at 10 paces?

*takes ten paces away from Beast

*turns quickly

Sir, you pride yourself on an ability in which any ignorant barbarian is your equal and any jackass immeasurably your superior.

Shall we say "I will kick your ass so hard that your grandchildren are going to go to a doctor because their ass hurts"

*ducks as weak ass threat goes whizzing by

*fires back

You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.

😐.... *raids the bar*

You are so stupid that monkeys are superior beings to you.

*rambo rolls out of the way of that last one. Pops up from behind counter

What the heck did your neck step in?

*gets off another shot

Is that your face or did you just throw up?

IS that a curse or compliment? I can't say because I don't speak language of idiots.

oh c'mon that one missed me totally and hit the damn jukebox. 🙂

*takes aim

Who stirred the sh!t in your local cesspool to wake you up?

hehehe damn I have to go...whatta ya think? N.Tonks who won? we could go on for ages...maybe pick it up again sometime 🙂

*steals Baileys and leaves...*

Originally posted by Peloquin
oh c'mon that one missed me totally and hit the damn jukebox. 🙂

*takes aim

Who stirred the sh!t in your local cesspool to wake you up?

hehehe damn I have to go...whatta ya think? N.Tonks who won? we could go on for ages...maybe pick it up again sometime 🙂

Doh...I say doh.

(shrugs) the bar has been pilfered!

Ahh well. Thanks for the duel Beast, pick it up someother time.

Cya!!

*pops head back in

"You've replaced farting cattle and industries in India as the No1 cause of Ozone damage.

🙂 hehe

I did it with my factories; you did it with your smell.

*runs back in

Stop calling your ass a factory. I know you think it makes great stuff but really man it's all sh!t!!

hehehe

if ass=factory then your face=factory

😆

I'm literally holding my sides coz I'm laughing so much, every time Pel comes in he just ends up posting the most random s.hit I've seen/heard in ages.......

*impressed, without a doubt*