*walks in, hops behind bar
Bartender on duty.
Specials today will be : After 5, Alabama Slammer, Cherry lifesaver, Girl Scout Cookie, Liquid Cocaine, Mai Tia, Prairie Fire, and sloe screw. Plenty of beer and spirits too.
How are we all today?
Beast are you here you rejected love child of two mongoloid chimps you. 🙂
Originally posted by Punker69
*still waiting for stripper till then ORDERs a MILK*
Hey there pal. One Milk is it...Comin right up.
*slides tall glass of Milk across the bar to Punker69
*hands Punker69 one of those pens that when you turn upside down the girl strips.
Afraid that's the best we can do at the moment for a stripper. Knock yourself out though.
*stands behind bar cleaning things (as barman do)
*akhem..
A blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a vicar, a priest, a rabbi, two giraffes and a duck, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American,and a Scotsman walked into a bar.
The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
*pours himself a shot
Here's to pink fluffy things *downs shot.